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  1. What are you doing? 2:34 PM Oct 31st from TwitterBerry
  2. http://www.spittingbullets.... now ranking No1 in Google for the phrase 'Minge Food' 1:49 PM Oct 27th from web
  3. Winehouse, Ramsay and Lord Gobshot have Cosmetic Surgery on Spitting Bullets: Read more here... http://bit.ly/4xD2mY 12:33 PM Oct 27th from Twitme for WordPress
  4. Did you know that if you type "bonking advice from the bbc" into Google it says: "Did you mean: Wanking Advice from the BBC"? 12:26 PM Oct 26th from web
  5. Pregnancy, Sexual Relations and Auntie's Advice on Spitting Bullets: Read more here... http://bit.ly/2StyFk 11:46 AM Oct 26th from Twitme for WordPress
  6. www.spittingbullets.co.uk - Number 1 in Google for the phrase: "Nick Griffin Has Black Balls" - what an achievement. 1:40 PM Oct 25th from web
  7. Nick Griffin; Black Balled Or Black Balls? on Spitting Bullets: Read more here... http://bit.ly/1pTEHl 10:59 AM Oct 25th from Twitme for WordPress
  8. @lordofpleasure It's all about Twittering. And its very strange. 12:02 PM Mar 18th from web in reply to lordofpleasure
  9. Shit on the Box - http://tinyurl.com/aeuzhp 2:14 PM Mar 9th from web
  10. I'm really bored with Twitter - Can anyone tell me why I should continue to use it? Please. 4:23 AM Mar 8th from web
  11. @tomsowerby You mean a pitcher of San Miguel - surely? 11:03 AM Mar 4th from web in reply to tomsowerby
  12. Who actually said the 'Yorkshire Ripper' was going to be released - NO-ONE! Usual fabricated news story - satisfying the Daily Mail editors. 10:34 AM Feb 18th from web
  13. @aaronwall Excellent find - have you thought about offering your services - there could be an honorary knighthood in it for you? 4:09 PM Feb 12th from web in reply to aaronwall
  14. Look - Here he is - how coincidental - let him know how you much you like him: http://www.twitter.com/kelv... 3:48 PM Feb 12th from web
  15. Is Kelvin MacKenzie on Twitter anyone? - I want to tell him he's a TWAT 3:18 PM Feb 12th from web
  16. Right then - the next Spitting Bullets post will be called "Kelvin MacKenzie is a TWAT" 3:16 PM Feb 12th from web
  17. Kelvin MacKenzie really is a TWAT - "Oi, Kelvin - You're a TWAT!!!" 3:15 PM Feb 12th from web
  18. BBC Question Time - Kelvin MacKenzie's on - God help us. Trying to think of a word to describe him, and all I can come up with is TWAT. 3:11 PM Feb 12th from web
  19. Question Time - I've just realised that it's clearly no coincidence that 'Banker' rhymes with 'Wa.......' 3:07 PM Feb 12th from web
  20. Grand Designs. Bloke says: "We don't want old and new. We want a beautiful building surrounded by contemporary design." - That is old & new! 1:07 PM Feb 11th from web
  • Name Lord Gobshot
  • Location Lincoln
  • Web http://www.spitti...
  • Bio I am not a Lord in the traditional British understanding of the word – for a start, it cost me nothing.
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