lorcasaur
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@ Side Love is all you get when you wear a Slanket 24-7! (Seriously? @ made me watch the WHOLE THING. He side-loved it!)
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to sadarose
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@ YAY! I couldn't wish for anything better for you on any holiday. ENJOY IT, DUDE!
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to kitty_pancakes
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Oh, @: blessed with the amazing ability to summon traffic simply by saying there's none.
about 8 hours ago
from Tweed
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RT @: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken.
about 12 hours ago
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I am thankful for sitting right next to the water cooler. And also for that funny little hop that sparrows do.
about 12 hours ago
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RT @ Tiny birds can go screw. [If I didn't know the taco-loving context, I might've had to stop speaking to her.]
about 13 hours ago
from web
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Counting the hours till our Thanksgiving Eve family tradition: Intoxicated Pie-Making and Roast Beef Sammich Night!
about 14 hours ago
from web
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Day-Before-Thanksgiving meetings are almost as offensive as lunchtime meetings. Don't you people realize that today doesn't COUNT?
about 15 hours ago
from web
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Why @ Won't Let Me Snuggle, Reason #391: My @ Needs A-Washin' (which I maintain is because of his dog)
7:19 PM Nov 24th
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Why @ Won't Let Me Snuggle, Reason #218: The Gut-Jiggling Elbow Hammer!
6:57 PM Nov 24th
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Plagued by a gallon of perfume and a chick who sounded like she was 6 at @. Veggie burger w/kimchee was good, though.
6:01 PM Nov 24th
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No creative type should ever have to spend this much time in Excel. I should feign ignorance: "Sorry, I don't know Excel. Is that fair?"
1:14 PM Nov 24th
from web
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@ Just remember: Stop at 2 drinks or switch to beer!
11:42 AM Nov 24th
from web
in reply to magamad
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Seriously, I heard "that's fair" so many times in one phone call, I forgot I was just relaying information and not making a deal.
10:14 AM Nov 24th
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The phrase "that's fine" has been replaced with "that's fair" in this office--which makes every answer seem somehow inadequate.
10:12 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Copy machine sounds like it's playing the keyboard riff from Billie Jean over and over (and over and over) again.
7:36 AM Nov 24th
from web
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My fingers are intent on consistently typing "entrails" instead of "entails." This seems healthy and normal!
2:29 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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@ My soup was overloaded with black pepper! Not a good day for soup, apparently.
9:23 AM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to magamad
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@ HA! @ has admitted it multiple times! Though for some reason he won't watch them over and over and over again. Loser.
7:13 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to laroux74
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@ (I must say, though: upon perusing his tweets, I find them highly entertaining.)
7:08 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to laroux74
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- Name lorcasaur
- Location Cambridge, MA
- Web http://www.lorcas...
- Bio Writer, cook, weirdo, and lover of birds, shopping, and miniature things. I can project a delightful personality onto just about anything.
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