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  1. What caught on fire today? Massive smoke plume over the city as I was driving back from a lovely canoe trip on the upper Wolf.
  2. Hope everyone's having a joyful Thanksgiving. Meep! http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. @PeskyFly I told my 3-year-old her great-auntie will feed her roast turkey tomorrow & she said "YAY! Did my Da shoot it?!"
  4. Wait, what's the rhyme again... "Sierra Nevada after Bud Lime, you'll be fine"?
  5. @sloganeerist Keep it classy! :-)
  6. @joshspickler The tie is like a tourniquet; it can be used to cut off circulation to your moral center in emergencies.
  7. RT @hotdogsladies:My Apple earbuds may be defective. All I hear is, "You're a deformed elf-eared homunculus—an obscene caricature of a man."
  8. @PeskyFly "You're a strong man, godammit, and I love ya."
  9. But seriously, I am fed up with people who think it's okay to let their dog run loose on (or even near) a playground. NOT OKAY.
  10. I'm seeing more & more people who seem to think Peabody Park is an off-leash area. They just let their kids run loose all over the place!
  11. @skeletonkey Being a real feeling human is damn hard work. And it's always easier to be negative than creative. Non bastardum carborundum.
  12. I'm pro-peace, anti-war & wish I could be a pacifist. If we send soldiers out to fight & they survive, they deserve a free ride for life.
  13. Congress caps predatory interest rates for troops at 36% (compared to 400%) and no change for civilians, of course. Ain't that sweet.
  14. @lemonslush Yep, that's why.
  15. @GatesofMemphis Much like those skimpy 2x4s propping up the multi-ton facade of Andertons.
  16. @GatesofMemphis Bless their hearts...
  17. @rakuette That's the only justification I can see for the "guns in bars" law. So waitstaff can strap a pistol to their hip & ensure tips.
  18. @mayoracwharton We all know you have a full plate, but please build the Glenview Skatepark. It's budgeted & approved & needed.
  19. RT @AaronShafer: For 18 months $440,000 budgeted for Glenview Sk8pk and still waiting 4 BD&C to execute the 1st contract. Get it done.
  20. @Reba723 "Last year, it tasted like leftover gravy!"