LookyDaddy
- Making pb&js to take to the They Might Be Giants concert in Brooklyn this afternoon. Hipster Brooklynites will be secretly envious of them.about 23 hours ago from web
- @lateandsoon And, uh, you. *shudder*7:02 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to lateandsoon
- @lateandsoon Okay, now I've grossed myself out. Back to sanding!6:44 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to lateandsoon
- @lateandsoon "It's really the fact that your eyes are closed, but you are clearly not asleep," I say while scrubbing myself with Clorox.6:43 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to lateandsoon
- @lateandsoon Your response, when coupled with your avatar, make it almost necessary to unfollow you.6:37 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to lateandsoon
- @msbri Aren't we lucky?!?6:36 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to msbri
- @bluemilk The patriarchy rejects clothes and food.6:36 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to bluemilk
- @autumngrrl You win.6:34 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to autumngrrl
- I don't know what Saturday morning means in your house, but here it apparently means sanding walls.5:52 AM Jul 11th from web
- @Tastelikecrazy I do not think "gag" was an adequate warning for that link. I hadn't even finished my first cup of coffee. Now I may never.5:49 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to Tastelikecrazy
- @LesbianDad Happy Anniversary to the three of you: The beloved, you, and the devil.7:47 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to LesbianDad
- @foodmomiac Is Obama riding it? Because the google image results for "obama unicorn" will rob you of years of sleep.7:38 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to foodmomiac
- @annerwright Cake. Definitely cake. Something tells me there's one down your way tomorrow.7:24 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to annerwright
- @hockeymandad @Rattling He traded Ryan Church for, well, Ryan Church.6:16 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to hockeymandad
- I have come to the obvious conclusion that Omar Minaya is managing a different team than the one I'm rooting for.5:49 PM Jul 10th from web
- @jenstate Tell her Hi from me.5:47 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to jenstate
- @Shnerfle It sounded all porny. In a good way.5:46 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to Shnerfle
- Acknowledge me, Internets. Validate me. Feed my ravenous ego. Ooh, look, porn!5:24 PM Jul 10th from web
- Hello, I'm Inigo Montoya from Cardmember Services and I have an important message for you. #1stdraftmovielines8:16 AM Jul 10th from web
- @Mom101 Thanks!7:56 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to Mom101
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