LookyDaddy
Day four without a spouse. Beginning to smell funky. The pizza delivery man said so. Hell, even Lila said so. And she eats her own snot.
| LookyDaddy Taking my wife to the airport. "Sure you can go home for the holiday weekend. We see too much of you as it is. You practically live here." |
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| LookyDaddy is driving very slowly past @finslippy's house, trying to see through the curtains. |
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| LookyDaddy @finslippy Fight fire with fire. Post nude pictures. |
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| LookyDaddy Dear KidzBop, Thank you for making today's pop music more accessible to young children. Because we needed that. Yours, Brian |
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| LookyDaddy Experimenting with recipes to find next week's drink/post. Feel free to send me your suggestions. I hope to be sober enough to respond. |
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| LookyDaddy Just checking to see if cursing in a foreign language would gain me any new followers. Nope. |
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| LookyDaddy Do prdele, ty vole! |
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| LookyDaddy Numb. |
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| LookyDaddy Seizures suck. |
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| LookyDaddy @finslippy You just now saw me? I've been walking up and down your street for friggin days now. |
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| LookyDaddy 5:45-My wife takes a cab to the airport. 6:10-I get a phone call. 6:20-My wife's wallet takes a cab to the airport. |
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| LookyDaddy Kathryn just suggested trying to have a seizure for her camp's Talent Show. It would be more impressive than twirling. |
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| LookyDaddy @phaidra But I _am_ better than my neighbor. Even my neighbor agrees. |
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| LookyDaddy Back from the school nurse. And now I have a stack of papers to convince Kathryn's doctors to fill out. That shouldn't be hard, right? |
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| LookyDaddy @phaidra I'd still go for the "none of the above" option. Throw God into the pledge and the next word-indivisible-becomes that much harder. |
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| LookyDaddy @BillBraine No. Just single. Nor was it in italics. But there may have been animated firework gifs on either side. Does that mean it's true? |
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| LookyDaddy Meeting with next year's school nurse. Hope she's hot! |
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| LookyDaddy Someone emailed me the Pledge of Allegiance. It has "under God" underlined and in gajillion-point font. Thanks for that. |
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| LookyDaddy Dear Humidity, That will be all for now. Thank you, Brian |
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