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LookyDaddy

Day four without a spouse. Beginning to smell funky. The pizza delivery man said so. Hell, even Lila said so. And she eats her own snot.

LookyDaddy Taking my wife to the airport. "Sure you can go home for the holiday weekend. We see too much of you as it is. You practically live here."
LookyDaddy is driving very slowly past @finslippy's house, trying to see through the curtains.
LookyDaddy @finslippy Fight fire with fire. Post nude pictures.
LookyDaddy Dear KidzBop, Thank you for making today's pop music more accessible to young children. Because we needed that. Yours, Brian
LookyDaddy Experimenting with recipes to find next week's drink/post. Feel free to send me your suggestions. I hope to be sober enough to respond.
LookyDaddy Just checking to see if cursing in a foreign language would gain me any new followers. Nope.
LookyDaddy Do prdele, ty vole!
LookyDaddy Numb.
LookyDaddy Seizures suck.
LookyDaddy @finslippy You just now saw me? I've been walking up and down your street for friggin days now.
LookyDaddy 5:45-My wife takes a cab to the airport. 6:10-I get a phone call. 6:20-My wife's wallet takes a cab to the airport.
LookyDaddy Kathryn just suggested trying to have a seizure for her camp's Talent Show. It would be more impressive than twirling.
LookyDaddy @phaidra But I _am_ better than my neighbor. Even my neighbor agrees.
LookyDaddy Back from the school nurse. And now I have a stack of papers to convince Kathryn's doctors to fill out. That shouldn't be hard, right?
LookyDaddy @phaidra I'd still go for the "none of the above" option. Throw God into the pledge and the next word-indivisible-becomes that much harder.
LookyDaddy @BillBraine No. Just single. Nor was it in italics. But there may have been animated firework gifs on either side. Does that mean it's true?
LookyDaddy Meeting with next year's school nurse. Hope she's hot!
LookyDaddy Someone emailed me the Pledge of Allegiance. It has "under God" underlined and in gajillion-point font. Thanks for that.
LookyDaddy Dear Humidity, That will be all for now. Thank you, Brian