lonita
- Dear madame at the bank: while the purple tank top and knee-length capris are fab, the 3" stiletto heels make you look like a hooker.8:34 AM Jul 10th from txt
- This has to be the most fucked up thing I've seen in days (especially since I remember when that song came out): http://tr.im/r5F4 #fb9:01 AM Jul 6th from web
- Ever notice how when you pause a video you always manage to do it at the best time to catch someone making a really weird face? #fb11:18 PM Jul 5th from web
- Just a thought: If you're going to wear high heeled shoes, don't walk flat-footed with your knees bent.5:48 PM Jul 4th from txt
- I have my copy of "Infinite Jest" at last! (reading) #fb2:03 AM Jul 4th from txt
- So, when I loaded a page that listed the top new features of Firefox 3.5, #1 of which was better jscript handling ... the script crashed.5:53 PM Jul 1st from Power Twitter
- Once again Canadians prove their love for fireworks by starting a couple of days before the main event.7:24 PM Jun 28th from txt
- Now if only rapport and trust could walk hand in hand. #fb8:19 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Re-found one of the funniest things in the universe: http://bit.ly/TOafV3:28 AM Jun 26th from web
- On a hot summer afternoon I was truly excited to be downwind from someone who is completely unacquainted with deodorant.5:46 PM Jun 24th from mobile web
- They're making me listen to a football game in here. Someone shoot me.4:20 PM Jun 23rd from txt
- What separates us from the animals, is that we use plates and cutlery. Well, some do.3:50 PM Jun 23rd from mobile web
- There is little that is more annoyong to listen to than mirthless laughter.12:55 PM Jun 23rd from mobile web
- ... and that's when I remembered I have AdBlock.10:23 PM Jun 21st from web
- Dear chapters: Just because I'm looking at the page for DFW's "Infinite Jest", does not mean that I give a rat's ass about ads for Dan Brown10:21 PM Jun 21st from web
- Just a tip for all you folks driving by with woofers up the yin-yang: Not everyone wants to hear your lousy hip-hop.1:49 PM Jun 20th from web
- ... possibly this explains why all the local sparrows have disappeared.5:39 AM Jun 19th from txt
- Ah. I can hear the local peregrine is back - and s/he's not alone.5:37 AM Jun 19th from txt
- Why must there always be eye-gunk? Why must the human body produce so much yuck?4:46 AM Jun 19th from web
- @vwip I have no doubt I'll make it. :>4:41 AM Jun 19th from web
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