lonita
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Why is it that when you're at the bank, the questions you think are the simplest, are the ones that take them forever to answer?
10:27 AM Nov 12th
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Cold, damp weather runs me several shades of blue.
3:20 PM Nov 11th
from txt
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Listening to Zeppelin's "In Through the Out Door" and suddenly realising it's 30 years old. Yowza.
2:59 PM Nov 6th
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If I don't get the fuck away from this gawdawful place, I'm going to get violent.
1:43 PM Nov 5th
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... because hammering things before 8:30 in the morning is, of course, the most popular use of your time [pause] asshole.
4:32 AM Oct 30th
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Dear Yankees: I have but one thing to say: Neener neener!
11:30 PM Oct 28th
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How delightful. Just as I lay down to sleep, someone's idiot dog starts barking.
2:17 AM Oct 27th
from txt
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I miss phones that ring.
12:17 PM Oct 18th
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@ Well, she didn't sound like Picasso.
3:50 AM Oct 18th
from mobile web
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Got a call from a customer today who, with a straight face,. said her name was Vaginal.
10:10 PM Oct 17th
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My bathroom reeks like beachballs.
5:25 PM Oct 17th
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Gawd I love "Exile on Main St."
3:13 PM Oct 17th
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Nonsensical Customer Quotation of the Day: "The arrow points up the mountain."
10:51 PM Oct 16th
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My bath mitt is made from 10% Herculon. Now I can bathe with the strength of ten ordinary men.
8:51 PM Oct 16th
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I'm gonna take you to funky town.
12:04 PM Oct 12th
from txt
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I am Turkor, god of all fowl!
10:50 AM Oct 12th
from txt
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Oh my ovary!
6:56 PM Oct 11th
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How the hell is it people can live in this city and not know if they're east or west of James St.!?
12:24 AM Oct 10th
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A collective up yours to the fucking Yankees.
8:31 PM Oct 9th
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I feel like some kind of five-dollar whore. Everywhere I went today I kept getting five dollar bills for change.
2:51 AM Oct 3rd
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