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  1. Magic Johnson isn't dead from the AIDS yet?! What the fuck?!
  2. @Toumal Because it feels good to take out the trash.
  3. @Toumal Sabotage the fucker's work and get his ass fired.
  4. I realized I was a fatass when I noticed that the size of my neck had noticeably increased.
  5. To this day, I can't say or see Chianti without thinking of that scene from Silence Of The Lambs.
  6. "I put my DICK in the cheesy poofs!"
  7. There are Canadians among us. They think they can blend in, but I can pick them out in a crowd.
  8. I'm starting to switch over from apathy about football to an active dislike.
  9. @farktal Oh yeah. AKA "shit I donlt care about". :p
  10. @farktal What's APO again?
  11. @farktal You're just turning into a "suit" like Kevin before you. Congrats on the soul-ectomy.
  12. There are black people living in Canada?! Holy crap, it's almost as much of a mindfuck as british black folks.
  13. Californians are fucking douchebags.
  14. Time for el sleepinating.
  15. @tursiae Why'd you go and do a thing like that?
  16. @tursiae Don't you have one?
  17. Got my first accurate Sprint bill. Less than $72, down from the $85 I was paying before the changeover. Me likey.
  18. Shit, I didn't realize it had gotten this late! I still have to do three loads of laundry, I have NO clean work clothes. FUCK!
  19. Gives a new meaning to "on the rocks": http://www.thinkgeek.com/ho...
  20. I've been (and will be) closing a lot lately. I think it's turning me back into a night owl.