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  1. Magic Johnson isn't dead from the AIDS yet?! What the fuck?!about 1 hour ago from Twitterrific
  2. @Toumal Because it feels good to take out the trash.about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Toumal
  3. @Toumal Sabotage the fucker's work and get his ass fired.about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Toumal
  4. I realized I was a fatass when I noticed that the size of my neck had noticeably increased.about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. To this day, I can't say or see Chianti without thinking of that scene from Silence Of The Lambs.about 7 hours ago from Tweed
  6. "I put my DICK in the cheesy poofs!"about 9 hours ago from Tweed
  7. There are Canadians among us. They think they can blend in, but I can pick them out in a crowd.about 9 hours ago from Tweed
  8. I'm starting to switch over from apathy about football to an active dislike.about 10 hours ago from Tweed
  9. @farktal Oh yeah. AKA "shit I donlt care about". :pabout 10 hours ago from Tweed in reply to farktal
  10. @farktal What's APO again?about 10 hours ago from Tweed in reply to farktal
  11. @farktal You're just turning into a "suit" like Kevin before you. Congrats on the soul-ectomy.about 11 hours ago from Tweed in reply to farktal
  12. There are black people living in Canada?! Holy crap, it's almost as much of a mindfuck as british black folks.about 13 hours ago from Tweed
  13. Californians are fucking douchebags.about 14 hours ago from Tweed
  14. Time for el sleepinating.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
  15. @tursiae Why'd you go and do a thing like that?about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to tursiae
  16. @tursiae Don't you have one?about 22 hours ago from Tweed in reply to tursiae
  17. Got my first accurate Sprint bill. Less than $72, down from the $85 I was paying before the changeover. Me likey.3:03 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  18. Shit, I didn't realize it had gotten this late! I still have to do three loads of laundry, I have NO clean work clothes. FUCK!2:31 AM Nov 8th from Twitterrific
  19. Gives a new meaning to "on the rocks": http://www.thinkgeek.com/ho...11:52 PM Nov 7th from Twitterrific
  20. I've been (and will be) closing a lot lately. I think it's turning me back into a night owl.11:05 PM Nov 7th from Tweed