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  1. I don't mind the heat in the stockroom, but the lack of circulating air is murder. about 5 hours ago from Tweed
  2. Ordered lunch from the box lady. Amazing, as always. She gave me some wontons gratis. Christine is way too nice to me. about 5 hours ago from Tweed
  3. I'm annoyed at Craig. Right after Bill left, he stopped working and fucked off until he left. about 6 hours ago from Tweed
  4. I know no one actually reads these, but I don't care. I Tweet not for others, but because I like doing it. about 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. Okay, I should have been to sleep two hours ago... about 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  6. I've noticed that Palm's been adding a lot of features into WebOS with the updates, not just fixing bugs. Nice to see that. about 19 hours ago from Tweed
  7. The Palm Pre *does* have an alarm clock app! The functionality was added in the 1.3 update. Cool, I've been waiting for that. about 19 hours ago from Tweed
  8. There have always been loud stupid people. The advent of the Internet just made them louder and stupider. about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific
  9. I get slightly more sleep than usual tonight, and I have Tuesday off this week. Almost makes up for my days off being broken up. about 20 hours ago from Twitterrific
  10. Over the last few days, I must have applied for more than 25 jobs. Now, to just sit back and let the lack of interest roll in. about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
  11. Cognac & Sapling maple liquor (1.5:1.0 ratio) tastes amazing. about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
  12. @scampsfox Me neither. I'll have to send you pics of the Virginia Slims ultra-slim ones. They're tiny! about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to scampsfox
  13. In my world, there is no "we". There is only "me" and "them". about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
  14. @scampsfox No way! Are they big and fat, like the Camel "wides"? about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to scampsfox
  15. Seriously, with work as much of a drain as it is, why does anyone bother to attempt to have a social life anymore? I don't see the point. about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  16. I just was applying for a job online, and got the following error message: "The pay amount you entered is too low for yearly pay." about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
  17. Things I've learned: Canadian cigarettes come in packs of 25, not 20. about 23 hours ago from Twitterrific
  18. @scampsfox Congrats! 9:27 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to scampsfox
  19. @Toumal That's just fucking pathetic... was the money right, though? 9:26 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to Toumal
  20. "New Jersey is a giant landfill covered in mobsters." --Me 8:02 PM Nov 22nd from Tweed