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  1. Let Le Tour begin. #tdf
  2. @amazonmp3 Hendrix
  3. Youngest daughter just did the deuce in a potty for the first time. #GrossButProudParentingMoment
  4. New style of hair cut. Not sure how I like it.
  5. @rands "____ is going to talk TO that point." (as opposed to talk ABOUT that) I'd prefer they talked TO me ABOUT that.
  6. "Weak brains breed weak eyesight." - Augustus McCrae
  7. Five Guys Noise & Fries
  8. Saw the new Lance Armstrong/Nike commercial, "Driven" this evening. Inspiring. http://bit.ly/GAXyg
  9. Fact: medical conditions only improve between the time you make the appointment and the time you have the appointment.
  10. .@cliftonite "Industrial strength" is at least better than "fiduciary strength" or "auto-industrial strength"
  11. The idiot on the chip commercials who wipes his hand down his shirt after crumbling a bunch of chips - he deserves to have a dirty shirt.
  12. Left hand's thumb pit has hurt for more than a week. No clue what I did. Time to call in support.
  13. @Blazeorange Don't try and cover up your delusional self-image on twitter.
  14. @Blazeorange You're not famous, so that's not going to work #kidneypunch
  15. I never thought one of my own kids would be one of those losers who likes Christmas music in June. #LookingAtYouTooClifton
  16. I think if I were an astronaut I'd wear shoes while in space... if for no other benefit than the arch support.
  17. Nice finishing volley. #mrinman was clearly the tone-setter of the #lyt match. Should be a great final.
  18. If I drank, I'd buy a drink for the creator of Media Rage. Great app.
  19. My wife is going to be pretty upset if he really did die.
  20. I'm betting somebody threw a bucket of water on him and he started to melt. #michaeljackson