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  1. @CatGotYrTongue Ipswich in Suffolk - happy shootin' ! 34 minutes ago from web in reply to CatGotYrTongue
  2. if you're anything like me, it isn't Xmas until two dozen helium-filled cornish hens have been released into the skies above Ipswich about 7 hours ago from web
  3. my lifelong policy to 'treat every hug as though it may be my last' sure is a Xmas hit with co-workers! about 12 hours ago from web
  4. RT @Morros: Going to California with two annoying cats and a mac pro in the trunk. Take that Zeppelin. 7:43 PM Dec 23rd from web
  5. RT @robbaedeker: Yes, Google, I DID mean "_banal_ sex pics." I have a boring fetish. 7:41 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. RT @olibeale: Tonight on Bravo: Danny Dyer reviews the decade. Highlights include him starting on an iPod and trying to punch 'The Internet' 5:02 AM Dec 23rd from web
  7. the local christian talk radio station is having a heated debate at the moment over whether Godzilla was gay for Mothra 9:41 PM Dec 22nd from web
  8. @AndyJukes good man! I took a 4-pack of London Porter and just stuck a minature plastic orange in my glass. no-one knew my little secret 9:29 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to AndyJukes
  9. just got back from a mulled wine party. what the fuck is up with mulled wine? 9:23 PM Dec 22nd from web
  10. bumped into an old friend of mine today - he used to be varsity hopscotch champion, now he's selling mashed potato out of a suitcase 9:04 PM Dec 22nd from web
  11. @mrjonmacqueen I...could be Andrea, if you wanted. Wait, this is a DM, right? OK, good 12:17 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to mrjonmacqueen
  12. I'm losing followers at a steady trickle. Maybe it's time to unleash the 1200 or so coffee related tweets I've been holding for emergencies. 12:06 PM Dec 22nd from web
  13. @robdelaney and Victoria's Secret is she loves to sniff 'em 11:13 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to robdelaney
  14. .@UncleDynamite I totally spat out my blancmange at that smegma tweet 10:46 AM Dec 22nd from web
  15. #soiwentintothevideoshop "have you got The Magnificent Seven?" "Yes! Isn't Brad Pitt AMAZING ???!?!??" 7:25 AM Dec 22nd from web
  16. RT @luckyshirt: I slept in an airport last night because it has free wifi and a Dunkin' Donuts. Where is your pyramid now, Maslow? 7:01 AM Dec 22nd from web
  17. there ya go. obviously, doing that kills the joke, but it satisfies the pedant sub-editor in me, who is yelling very loud right now 6:39 AM Dec 22nd from web
  18. there are comb prints in the office margarine, and Roberto is strutting around slightly more defiantly than usual 6:38 AM Dec 22nd from web
  19. sorry, gotta re-post a tweet after a horrific lack of proof-reading earlier today 6:38 AM Dec 22nd from web
  20. #soiwentintothevideoshop "Have you got Lorenzo's Oil?" "Walk This Way" "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the oil" 6:34 AM Dec 22nd from web