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  1. Here I am.
  2. Bananas, hearts, and a single snozzberry. This candy makes no sense, man. http://yfrog.com/4f578gj
  3. Am I taking crazy pills, or is signing an email mostly reduntant? Take care, Adam
  4. I worry that my body hair isn't as clever as it used to be.
  5. I worry that my text messages aren't as funny as they used to be.
  6. @daveshumka Yeah, well at least she didn't show you the pictures. What? I mean, I...Oops, I didn't mean...I, what? Who, me? I...oh boy, I...
  7. I've already got my Thanksgiving joke written for this year, so I'm WAY ahead of the game. Maybe I'll start working on next year's.
  8. I'm glad Kickstarter doesn't make public how much each person donates because I'd be so embarrassed if everyone knew I always give $1,000.
  9. "Push by Sapphire" was the name of my band in college, and also the new age craft store I opened in college and also a book I didn't write.
  10. @dmoren Maybe I'll stop by the Tragedy Network after I see what's going on over at the Fully-clothed Channel.
  11. Walking around the offices of Comedy Central. Not all that funny. http://yfrog.com/179bonj
  12. Check me out playing Podcast with my p'cast pals @Jordan_Morris and @youngamerican on JJGo! Totally bitchin 'cast. http://bit.ly/lvfAB
  13. I spent the evening at my folks' house, looking through old photo albums and wondering whether I've grown any less embarrassing.
  14. Can't decide whether the Trident Layers ad is weirdly stupid or stupidly weird. But I bet it's delicious and we should all chew some.
  15. Overhearing people brainstorm their new sensational fusion food truck cuisine. So far all they've come up with is Cuban-insufferable.
  16. Sushi lunch by myself, which normally might seem kind of depressing, but in this case it's all-you-can-eat, so.
  17. Because he's taller than most, makes people happy on a constant basis, and can't be bothered by an errant thing in his head. #mathowielove
  18. Happy thoughts and juju to @mathowie, Patron of the Arts and one of the World's Best Dudes.
  19. It's time for a change. Vote Latin girls in tight jeans for Congress in 2008.
  20. Raven-Symoné has a silent accent in her name. If there's an appropriate titular adjective to describe this, I sure don't know it.