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  1. @daveshumka You started it. No care-o. Suck it up. No whine-o. I'm hungry. No jell-o.
  2. @ckolderup Oh, dammit. And you did it way better than me, too. You win this time, Casey. But I'll be back. No endo.
  3. @daveshumka @craxy @sandwichpolice If you insist on abbreviating postmodernism, you have my support. No pomo.
  4. @daveshumka I like all types of vintage cameras, but I'm mostly into old Russian ones. No Lomo.
  5. A delectable treat of my own creation: Banana Chip Surprise. http://yfrog.com/becs4pj (The surprise is banana chips!)
  6. The craft services in this office run the gamut of international cuisine, from Fruit Roll-up to Fruit by the Foot.
  7. @putthison I'll tell you what Tumblarity is. It's roughly twice as high as mine's ever been. So simultaneously happy and furious.
  8. My hair is doing a sort of Mikey from Parker Lewis thing that I'm really liking, without even any product. Nostalgia is my product.
  9. Do me a favor and say hello to your François Dillinger, would you?
  10. The answer is in the question. And the question is Claus Von Bülow as portrayed by Jeremy Irons.
  11. Friends in handsomeness: Jesse Thorn and I are pleased to debut the Pilot Episode of our web series, "Put This On". http://bit.ly/PTOep1
  12. Yes, I'm bored of that joke, too: Electric Boogaloo.
  13. I'm going as Conservatively-dressed sex worker.
  14. Check out these novelty "Round eye" glasses I found for my costume. Haha, so racist! http://yfrog.com/efiicj
  15. This Halloween, I'm going as a curmudgeon. "Halloween's for children! I'm an adult and can pretty much buy myself candy whenever I want!"
  16. Spanish peppered with English is Spanglish. English peppered with Spanish is "English".
  17. Heroes of the night: @calebsexton for driving six hours with the big, big screen, @dustinroe for playing cobrasnake. Thanks, heroes.
  18. My friends @jimray, @phillygirl and Jim's ass @jiminy suprised me and flew in for the @putthison launch party. Now, @innout. @bingeeating.
  19. Tonight, in Pasadena, we throw a grand party to launch our little show, Put This On. Angelenos, YOU ARE INVITED. http://bit.ly/1NjOB6
  20. "Love in the Time of Diarrhea" has much less market appeal.