lonelysandwich
- Family dinner tonight. For the talent portion of the evening, @irreverend and I performed, from the movie Parenthood, The Diarrhea Song.about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @poeks It's not the pleats, it's the flaccidity.6:12 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to poeks
- I promise never to say the names of English counties if the British promise never to say US states. Ever hear one say 'North Dakota'? Awful.3:47 PM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- The doctor's office I'm at is so old, the forms I had to fill out are in Futura and asked me if I'm given to fits or spells (circle one).11:49 AM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- If I had a restaurant chain, I'd serve sliders because everyone else does. But I wouldn't call them sliders, I'd call them beefy tossers.2:46 PM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- And now onto Hackers (1995), which I seem to have downloaded in German. Ah well. So be it.1:18 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- Haters, stand down. Chicago really is the best font for getting your identity back.1:14 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- Update: 'Angela' just accessed the wrong mainframe subnet from Macromedia Director and then ordered a large at pizza.net (now defunct).10:44 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Early 90s Film Club with @highindustrial commencing. Tonight's feature presentation: The Net (1995). Vintage Sandy Bullock. Mac OS System 7.10:21 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- I've taken to wearing collared pyjama shirts as daywear. Next step, nightcaps. And then, tie-dyed concert tees.2:35 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- TWC Internet shat the bed and AppleTV is out of commish. BORED AS YOOZH.8:37 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Most things I do turn out to be Bikram. For instance, I just took the dog for a nice Bikram walk. Now I think I'll Bikram have some soup.5:07 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
- Yay, @buzz! Hooray, @nevenmrgan! Yippee, @birdfeedapp, hooray yay! Shit fuck I stubbed my toe.4:30 PM Jun 29th from Birdfeed
- Here is an observation about the food that is served on commercial airlines: I mean, it tastes terrible and the portions are very small.10:01 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- I'm sitting next to Snores on a Plane Guy. And Has Bits of Napkin Thrown Gingerly in His Mouth Guy. (Haha, same guy.)9:36 AM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- If it's yellow, flush it down. If it's brown, flush it down twice for safety.10:48 PM Jun 27th from Birdhouse
- Defying traffic and physics in a car to A Pizza Scholls with @nevenmrgan, @antichrista, and @strutting. It's a race against time. Made it.5:08 PM Jun 27th from Birdhouse
- Forgot what I look like. Oh, that's right.2:14 AM Jun 27th from Birdhouse
- Saying the names of shops and restaurants as you pass by: is that a dad thing or a I probably shouldn't have kids thing?8:21 PM Jun 26th from Birdhouse
- @AmyJane it works better if you lay off the sauce.7:47 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie in reply to AmyJane
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- Name Adam Lisagor
- Location Los Angeles, California
- Web http://lonelysand...
- Bio birdhouseapp.com, youlooknicetoday.com, editor, vfx artist
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