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  1. Family dinner tonight. For the talent portion of the evening, @irreverend and I performed, from the movie Parenthood, The Diarrhea Song.
  2. @poeks It's not the pleats, it's the flaccidity.
  3. I promise never to say the names of English counties if the British promise never to say US states. Ever hear one say 'North Dakota'? Awful.
  4. The doctor's office I'm at is so old, the forms I had to fill out are in Futura and asked me if I'm given to fits or spells (circle one).
  5. If I had a restaurant chain, I'd serve sliders because everyone else does. But I wouldn't call them sliders, I'd call them beefy tossers.
  6. And now onto Hackers (1995), which I seem to have downloaded in German. Ah well. So be it.
  7. Haters, stand down. Chicago really is the best font for getting your identity back.
  8. Update: 'Angela' just accessed the wrong mainframe subnet from Macromedia Director and then ordered a large at pizza.net (now defunct).
  9. Early 90s Film Club with @highindustrial commencing. Tonight's feature presentation: The Net (1995). Vintage Sandy Bullock. Mac OS System 7.
  10. I've taken to wearing collared pyjama shirts as daywear. Next step, nightcaps. And then, tie-dyed concert tees.
  11. TWC Internet shat the bed and AppleTV is out of commish. BORED AS YOOZH.
  12. Most things I do turn out to be Bikram. For instance, I just took the dog for a nice Bikram walk. Now I think I'll Bikram have some soup.
  13. Yay, @buzz! Hooray, @nevenmrgan! Yippee, @birdfeedapp, hooray yay! Shit fuck I stubbed my toe.
  14. Here is an observation about the food that is served on commercial airlines: I mean, it tastes terrible and the portions are very small.
  15. I'm sitting next to Snores on a Plane Guy. And Has Bits of Napkin Thrown Gingerly in His Mouth Guy. (Haha, same guy.)
  16. If it's yellow, flush it down. If it's brown, flush it down twice for safety.
  17. Defying traffic and physics in a car to A Pizza Scholls with @nevenmrgan, @antichrista, and @strutting. It's a race against time. Made it.
  18. Forgot what I look like. Oh, that's right.
  19. Saying the names of shops and restaurants as you pass by: is that a dad thing or a I probably shouldn't have kids thing?
  20. @AmyJane it works better if you lay off the sauce.