lonelysandwich
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@ Be fair, Alex. I've met you twice and was astounded both times by your enormous hands. Some might say Gondryesque.
about 1 hour ago
from Tweetie
in reply to al3x
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@ is a mystical wizard of iPhone web apps. Please now play his game, Pie Guy. Visit here from your iPhone:
about 2 hours ago
from Tweetie
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@ @ And they'll both have plenty to talk about with my friend, Eric Huang, a kid I went to kindergarten with.
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to Jordan_Morris
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Take it from me: if you want to get ahead in this town, you don't say "movies", you say "pictures".
about 12 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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If this season of Curb's box set isn't called "Just the Tip", someone at HBO has missed an opportunity to be as classy as me.
about 15 hours ago
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In other news, my dog nearly bit a waiter's dick off at lunch today. Can anyone recommend a good dog trainer in LA? Preferably a Freudian?
about 20 hours ago
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Despite their age and stature, I tend to consider my superiors older and taller than me, and the rest younger and shorter. That's so primal.
about 20 hours ago
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A laugh track makes it funnier like other guys rubbing themselves through their sweatpants makes it sexier.
1:12 PM Nov 23rd
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@ At least boys still have a penis and girls still have a vagina. In most cases. Some cases. Whatever, it's a terrible movie.
8:38 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to mathowie
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If you blow hard enough into a Sun-Maid Raisins box, it tastes just like Dark Side of the Moon.
1:33 PM Nov 22nd
from Birdhouse
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Here I am.
12:45 AM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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Bananas, hearts, and a single snozzberry. This candy makes no sense, man.
3:35 PM Nov 20th
from Tweetie
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Am I taking crazy pills, or is signing an email mostly reduntant?
Take care,
Adam
11:23 AM Nov 20th
from Birdhouse
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I worry that my body hair isn't as clever as it used to be.
5:53 PM Nov 19th
from Birdhouse
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I worry that my text messages aren't as funny as they used to be.
5:44 PM Nov 19th
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@ Yeah, well at least she didn't show you the pictures. What? I mean, I...Oops, I didn't mean...I, what? Who, me? I...oh boy, I...
9:08 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to daveshumka
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I've already got my Thanksgiving joke written for this year, so I'm WAY ahead of the game. Maybe I'll start working on next year's.
12:31 PM Nov 18th
from Birdhouse
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I'm glad Kickstarter doesn't make public how much each person donates because I'd be so embarrassed if everyone knew I always give $1,000.
10:01 PM Nov 16th
from Birdhouse
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"Push by Sapphire" was the name of my band in college, and also the new age craft store I opened in college and also a book I didn't write.
7:11 PM Nov 16th
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@ Maybe I'll stop by the Tragedy Network after I see what's going on over at the Fully-clothed Channel.
5:51 PM Nov 16th
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in reply to dmoren
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- Name Adam Lisagor
- Location Los Angeles, California
- Web http://lonelysand...
- Bio putthison.com, youlooknicetoday.com, birdhouseapp.com, adamlisagor.com
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