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  1. Why is my ass sore?6:06 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from mobile web
  2. State trooper picked me up for hitchin'. Seriously, someone come bail me out. There's a creepy dude in my cell that keeps winking at me.10:39 PM Mar 8th, 2008 from mobile web
  3. Hitchhiking on I-35. Can someone please come and get me? I'm not going to fit in this guy's Corolla.4:57 PM Mar 8th, 2008 from mobile web
  4. TSA made me empty out my Stadium Pal. Dude, I'm not McGyver. I can't make a bomb out of pickle pee.8:39 AM Mar 7th, 2008 from mobile web
  5. Hosing down the pickle suit with Fabreeze.1:19 PM Mar 4th, 2008 from mobile web
  6. Woke up this morning in a pool of my own dill juice. What the hell happened last night? Where did my shoe go?9:49 AM Mar 14th, 2007 from web
  7. Eagerly awaiting Sterling's State of the Pickleverse address1:57 PM Mar 13th, 2007 from txt
  8. Wiki da Wabbit, this is MY corner. Step on my turf again, and I'll cut you.8:05 AM Mar 13th, 2007 from txt
  9. Pickle haiku: one hour till bar time / inebriated pickle / cut off? not again!10:12 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  10. I can't believe I drank the whole thing9:12 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  11. Im in ur iron cactus drinkin ur beer8:57 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  12. where are you, my homosexual friend?5:49 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  13. Free drinks for TheBrad at Casino El Camino... next half hour only.5:33 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  14. Is it beer-thirty yet?12:28 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  15. needs to empty out his Stadium Pal pronto11:19 AM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  16. Code Pickle like Fritos. Code Pickle like Tab and Mountain Dew.10:53 AM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  17. Where my pickles at?9:30 AM Mar 12th, 2007 from txt
  18. Alright, who's the smartass that left my suit out in Brush Square Park all night in the rain?! Not again!8:47 AM Mar 12th, 2007 from web
  19. Pickle tired. Pickle drunk. Pickle go home for sleep now. Dream crazy pickle dreams.9:01 PM Mar 11th, 2007 from txt
  20. Wiki Wabbit just showed me his vagina!6:04 PM Mar 11th, 2007 from txt