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"New Gmail tool will 'read your mind'."...will also automatically delete spam memories after 30 days.
about 24 hours ago
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"Cup of tea forces jet to make emergency landing."...police say tea took hostages, demanded milk and two packets of sugar.
10:29 PM Sep 1st
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"First pot commercial airs on TV."...commercial was followed by taco bell and doritos commercials.
12:35 AM Sep 1st
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"Bomb squad blows up Civil War cannonballs in Ga."...wanted to show public a reenactment of what they do for a living.
7:14 PM Aug 30th
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"Fidel Castro: I was 'at death's door'."...but refused to give up life, as he did with presidency.
4:48 PM Aug 30th
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"U.S. Muslims take to airwaves."...non-muslims say muslims should stay out of the air, worry they might hijack radio stations.
11:49 AM Aug 30th
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"Japan wins Little League World Series."...however, replay shows player sliding past home plate, unable to stop; title to be recalled.
10:29 PM Aug 29th
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"Katrina like 'Armageddon' movie set."...however, large waves in 'armageddon' caused by meteorites, not broken levees.
7:17 PM Aug 29th
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"Internet phasing out printed edition of Oxford Dictionary."...oxford university to follow suit, will now only offer online courses.
6:19 PM Aug 29th
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"3 Mexican airlines shut down."...miss mexico has difficulty traveling, may not be able to fulfill duties as miss universe.
4:46 PM Aug 28th
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"One million Gmail calls on first day."...however, many users report spam as they received calls from telemarketers.
12:46 PM Aug 28th
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"USA Today cuts 9% of staff."...will now only be able to cover 45.5 states.
2:40 PM Aug 27th
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"Boeing delays first 787 delivery."...a boeing airplane that's late for departure? how shocking.
11:15 PM Aug 26th
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"Terrorism suspect was on 'Canadian Idol'."...gave clues by singing 'dynamite' by taio cruz and 'airplanes' by b.o.b.
7:14 PM Aug 26th
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"Obama plans back-to-school speech."...will speak about the importance of studying as he reads from teleprompter.
1:07 AM Aug 26th
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"Ancient bakery found in Egyptian desert."...bread also found in lowest level of egyptian pyramids, along with cereal, rice and pasta.
11:31 PM Aug 25th
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"Obama wants prime-time Iraq address."...hopes to earn emmy nomination for 'best monologue.'
11:47 PM Aug 24th
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"Bullying Victim Speaks Out."...threatened by reporters to do so.
1:14 AM Aug 24th
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"China's nine-day traffic jam stretches 100km."...will be china's second man-made structure visible from space, behind walmart.
12:34 AM Aug 24th
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"US golf clubs in the rough as members drop away."...more and more golfers shouting, 'FORE...CLOSURE!'
6:29 PM Aug 21st
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- Name Comedian Saad Ahmed
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio Follow comedian Saad Ahmed on Twitter for current events comedy and satire and become a fan on Facebook as well.
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