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  1. Oh what sweet blasphemy. Have no idea who this is, but don't really care. mildly nsfw http://bit.ly/8oPgjQ 11:43 AM Dec 2nd from bit.ly
  2. New Post!: A very special confessional http://loltheist.com/2009/11/30/a-very-special-confessional/ 10:25 PM Nov 30th from Post to Twitter
  3. One day, this will be real. Oh sure, a different title, but still... http://bit.ly/8ogOhN 5:11 PM Nov 30th from bit.ly
  4. New Post!: Think he grills or broils? http://loltheist.com/2009/11/26/think-he-grills-or-broils/ 8:43 AM Nov 26th from Post to Twitter
  5. Jesus finds a new job. http://bit.ly/6FNSNK 9:40 PM Nov 24th from bit.ly
  6. "And they all lived happily ever after. The End." re: http://bit.ly/6wfGCw 10:29 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. "For God so loved the world that he crumpled it up a bunch of times, drenched it, blow-dried it, and set it on fire." 10:28 AM Nov 23rd from web
  8. W.T.F. Chalk another point for being funny if it wasn't so terribly, terribly depressing. http://bit.ly/6wfGCw 7:55 PM Nov 22nd from bit.ly
  9. New Post!: Charity? Torture? Charity Torture? Yes! http://loltheist.com/2009/11/20/charity-torture-charity-torture-yes/ 7:18 PM Nov 20th from Post to Twitter
  10. New Post!: I think we all know the answer. http://loltheist.com/2009/11/17/i-think-we-all-know-the-answer/ 8:11 PM Nov 17th from Post to Twitter
  11. All this time, I thought God killed kittens, but apparently, he crucifies Jesus instead. http://bit.ly/47VPn9 10:34 AM Nov 16th from bit.ly
  12. It's all so clear now! http://bit.ly/3vjvAp 11:33 AM Nov 13th from bit.ly
  13. Maybe it will go on sale with the lightswitch plate. http://bit.ly/1SZR1U 11:23 PM Nov 11th from bit.ly
  14. New Post!: Worse yet if you never see them http://bit.ly/3ne8Yc 10:35 PM Nov 10th from Post to Twitter
  15. Awwww... how cute! Ia! Ia! #Cthulhu Fhtagn! http://bit.ly/4E7vhV 2:44 PM Nov 10th from bit.ly
  16. Space 2009? Just in the name of all that is holy stop letting Carter fly! http://bit.ly/3cYGv1 9:56 AM Nov 9th from bit.ly
  17. New Post!: Now you have too. http://bit.ly/4bC3YG 4:01 AM Nov 6th from Post to Twitter
  18. New Post!: If only he used melatonin instead. http://bit.ly/2rNWKI 9:37 AM Oct 26th from Post to Twitter
  19. WTF Thought of the day: I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger 8:04 PM Oct 25th from web
  20. I could really go for a Heresy bar right about now. http://bit.ly/4rYIcr 2:29 PM Oct 24th from bit.ly