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  1. Disney to Marvel: We has your Spider Mans nao. Who will rescue him? http://bit.ly/Raqd7 6:54 AM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
  2. Breaking newz: MJ's doktar killed him wif pills, did it for the attenshun: http://bit.ly/WFDfb 12:41 PM Aug 28th from TweetDeck
  3. Zombies: All we wanna do iz hack ur signs -- http://budurl.com/kvzw 6:49 AM Jan 29th from web
  4. Iceland: HAY! HAY! HALP! We can has bailout too, mebbe? --http://budurl.com/tzmq 11:12 AM Jan 24th from web
  5. Oh noz! I am in ur white house, makin creepy dolls of Obama kids -- http://bit.ly/evtJ 11:03 AM Jan 24th from web
  6. Rush Limbaugh sez "HAI, AI AM NOT GOEN! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!11111eleven" http://bit.ly/agQ0 1:00 PM Jan 22nd from web
  7. Microsoft: Dis r not vista, wut is vista? Plz use our OS agin: http://bit.ly/C1eT 8:51 AM Jan 22nd from web
  8. Obama to Roberts: Hey, I iz President, rite? Can I has redo? -- http://bit.ly/vAsG 7:08 AM Jan 22nd from web
  9. Oscars: we can has moar Brad Pitt lookin skeery, kthx -- http://bit.ly/36nV5H 7:04 AM Jan 22nd from web
  10. Obama to lobbiests: srry ur dumped ;_; -- http://tinyurl.com/9gcgfk 11:21 AM Jan 21st from web
  11. Hai Bush, its tiem to GTFO, luv Obama! 10:54 AM Jan 20th from web
  12. U got salmonella in mai peenut butters: http://tinyurl.com/8ds8vg 7:05 AM Jan 13th from web
  13. Obama: I is closing Gitmo. All u terrists can has freedom, mebbe. http://tinyurl.com/823p7r 12:48 PM Jan 12th from web
  14. Fuzzy teddy bear is in ur house, recordinz ur conversayshuns, winning ur custody battels: http://tinyurl.com/8qk27h 7:12 AM Jan 7th from web
  15. Burris: I has a Senate seet! Noooo they be stealing my seet! http://tinyurl.com/7xr8y5 1:23 PM Jan 5th from web
  16. Ford sez "oh noz, Japaneeses is our marketplace, takin 32 percent of oar saels. when can we has bailout?" http://tinyurl.com/7wuh4m 11:22 AM Jan 5th from web
  17. Microsoft: LOLZ jus kiddin we have unhaxed ur Zunes. ur welcome: http://www.crn.com/retail/212700425 12:06 PM Jan 2nd from web
  18. Condi Rice sez Middle East iz Obama's problem nao. Has no desire to be getting blowed up. 7:07 AM Jan 2nd from web
  19. We can haz new icon. Thanks @SeanCelaya. Nao we needz cookie. 7:01 AM Jan 2nd from web
  20. Dane Cook's brother was in his books, steelin his moniez. 3:25 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
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