lollymurphin
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Just poured some out onto the floor for my pet rats and they're licking it up in a frenzy, ahahahahahaha.
about 5 hours ago
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My wee brother just brought me up a bottle of Bud without my asking. NEARLY GREETIN. Now I finally feel the Christmas cheer.
about 6 hours ago
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I LOVE the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2.
about 9 hours ago
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Why are the 4 children in Narnia pug ugly? That's a very un-Hollywood decision.
about 11 hours ago
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Proper ragin that what's keeping me in tonight is that I can't afford a taxi home to mine. I hate living where no one else lives.
about 14 hours ago
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I've come to the conclusion that Russell Howard doesn't need to breathe. And that I can't breathe when I watch him. What a man.
3:04 PM Dec 23rd
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Who the fuck even says 'Happy Holidays'? And why is it only ghetto black people that contribute to trending hashtags?
1:15 PM Dec 23rd
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Sausage and Chips have chewed through no less than 8 of my handbags. That's what I get for hanging them above the cage. REVOLT.
1:06 PM Dec 23rd
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Finally rid of the brats (UNPAID) and now dumped with Baby Chow. Luckily I love him because he's just 1 :)
8:50 AM Dec 23rd
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4hrs. 4HRS. In the worst mood ever, I fucking hate children who can't just do their own thing.
8:10 AM Dec 23rd
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I've put Transformers on in desperate attempt to lure their eyes from me. Going to kill my mum.
4:52 AM Dec 23rd
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Stuck watching my neighbours CREEPY 6yr old twins. Village of the damned, they'll be staring at me for the duration. Not even kidding.
4:40 AM Dec 23rd
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I FUCKING LOVE CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
10:57 PM Dec 22nd
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I keep dreaming I have leukemia, just woke up in a cold sweat there.
9:39 PM Dec 22nd
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@ I've listened to them already, she's a creep with sharp teeth, I can't take her seriously
6:01 PM Dec 22nd
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@ Shut yer fuck.
5:53 PM Dec 22nd
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in reply to GrahamT88
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Went to bed at 8pm thinking I'd sleep right through until morning. WRONG.
5:45 PM Dec 22nd
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Sitting on a chair in Argos and not giving a flying fuck for all the elderly who are standing. Because I have no soul. Suck it.
6:40 AM Dec 22nd
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I LOVE that rats can eat anything. Sharing my cookies with my babies Sausage and Chips, they're doing wee dances for it and everything!
4:07 PM Dec 21st
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Pet rats having fight on top of my head.
1:35 PM Dec 21st
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- Name Louise Murphy
- Location Uddingston, Glasgow, Scotland
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio Bleak drivel by pale trash. Ruining your day in less than 140 characters. REPRESENT.
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