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  1. Crab soup and haagen daaz samples do not make it better. Well, ok. Maybe a bit.
  2. At costco. What on earth was I thinking?
  3. @houseofgirls creepy. Merry Creepy Christmas.
  4. My husband has started a new hobby. Snoring. Horrible, shake the rafters snoring. Methinks it is the Xmas party diet taking its toll.
  5. @minivanmom lose your expectations.I lost mine a year ago and it helps.
  6. coolest article on the top 10 most extraordinary tweets of all time. Egyptian arrest gives me goosebumps. http://bit.ly/uVKNA
  7. That's it. Last party until our neighborhood shindig on the 27th.My pants are tight,my Spanx are tired & I'm ready 2 eat salad & brown rice.
  8. It is a guy having a " heart attack." oy.
  9. At husband's Xmas party. Lots of public healthcare jokes & instead of "Sexyback"?
  10. Chairman is dressed as Santa and is breakdancing.
  11. husband is downstairs, wrapping my Christmas present. I am upstairs, in a stupor that he somewhat has his act together.
  12. And yes, I was eating Costco peppermint bark as I typed about my fat rolls. #holidayirony
  13. For the love of God, may tonight be the last night I have to don the Spanx. My fat rolls need a vacation.
  14. laundry has vomited all over my family room. Seriously. I'd show you a picture, but it's a tad embarrassing.
  15. My cleaning lady just dropped off fresh tamales. My breakfast of champions is now morphing into well, something involving tequila.
  16. I do not want to go out. I do not want to put on Spanx. I want to climb in bed and wake up in January.
  17. @CharityMom hope you feel better soon!
  18. American Girl shipped me the wrong doll. Josefina? Tell Molly to get on Santa's sleigh or someone is in BIG trouble.
  19. You know what stinks? When your phone, Internet & cable go out simultaneously.
  20. @Weintribe. Crikey. Can you exchange a few things to switch it up?