lollyblogger
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Crab soup and haagen daaz samples do not make it better. Well, ok. Maybe a bit.
about 1 hour ago
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At costco. What on earth was I thinking?
about 1 hour ago
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@ creepy. Merry Creepy Christmas.
about 7 hours ago
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My husband has started a new hobby. Snoring. Horrible, shake the rafters snoring. Methinks it is the Xmas party diet taking its toll.
about 17 hours ago
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@ lose your expectations.I lost mine a year ago and it helps.
12:08 PM Dec 20th
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in reply to minivanmom
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coolest article on the top 10 most extraordinary tweets of all time. Egyptian arrest gives me goosebumps.
11:58 PM Dec 19th
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That's it. Last party until our neighborhood shindig on the 27th.My pants are tight,my Spanx are tired & I'm ready 2 eat salad & brown rice.
11:49 PM Dec 19th
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It is a guy having a " heart attack." oy.
6:25 PM Dec 19th
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At husband's Xmas party. Lots of public healthcare jokes & instead of "Sexyback"?
6:25 PM Dec 19th
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Chairman is dressed as Santa and is breakdancing.
6:25 PM Dec 19th
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husband is downstairs, wrapping my Christmas present. I am upstairs, in a stupor that he somewhat has his act together.
5:50 PM Dec 19th
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And yes, I was eating Costco peppermint bark as I typed about my fat rolls.
5:48 PM Dec 19th
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For the love of God, may tonight be the last night I have to don the Spanx. My fat rolls need a vacation.
5:47 PM Dec 19th
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laundry has vomited all over my family room. Seriously. I'd show you a picture, but it's a tad embarrassing.
12:47 PM Dec 19th
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My cleaning lady just dropped off fresh tamales. My breakfast of champions is now morphing into well, something involving tequila.
9:37 AM Dec 19th
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I do not want to go out. I do not want to put on Spanx. I want to climb in bed and wake up in January.
3:56 PM Dec 18th
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@ hope you feel better soon!
1:39 PM Dec 18th
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American Girl shipped me the wrong doll. Josefina? Tell Molly to get on Santa's sleigh or someone is in BIG trouble.
1:28 PM Dec 18th
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You know what stinks? When your phone, Internet & cable go out simultaneously.
12:00 PM Dec 18th
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@. Crikey. Can you exchange a few things to switch it up?
3:15 PM Dec 17th
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- Name lollyblogger
- Location Orange County, CA
- Web http://www.kriste...
- Bio real housewife of orange county, loves tequila & Colin Firth
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