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LOL_Zombie

  1. Those @PopCap zombies are so clever! fb.me/1FtE0tvoK about 3 hours ago via Facebook
  2. Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant. fb.me/1n5VZFc5u about 12 hours ago via Facebook
  3. A Dell. Rolling in the Deep fb.me/1ozWM11GM 10:47 AM May 16th via Facebook
  4. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I'm going to tell you to Google it and act like you're the stupid one. 4:35 AM May 16th via Facebook
  5. Who's ready for funch?! fb.me/BIj5PGC9 11:21 AM May 15th via Facebook
  6. I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream. 5:36 AM May 15th via Facebook
  7. There's a duck in my coffee dlvr.it/1Z1PZV 1:51 PM May 14th via dlvr.it
  8. Danger! Water contains high levels of Hydrogen. Keep Out. fb.me/1ebJqtPpv 1:22 PM May 14th via Facebook
  9. Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived dlvr.it/1Z0rl0 12:47 PM May 14th via dlvr.it
  10. Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del fb.me/RPoDkw4b 10:56 AM May 14th via Facebook
  11. Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast. 4:01 AM May 14th via Facebook
  12. I have the necessary kolafiations fb.me/1SzPD2Ue2 1:41 PM May 13th via Facebook
  13. Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios. fb.me/1jBzlLbFE 12:42 PM May 12th via Facebook
  14. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. fb.me/1Koy9uqg0 7:07 PM May 11th via Facebook
  15. About 50% of the time "good luck" means "fuck you." 12:21 PM May 11th via Facebook
  16. Coffee. Exposed. fb.me/1EL2P1Q2g 5:35 AM May 11th via Facebook
  17. Eye Doughnut Like You lolzombie.com/6226/eye-donut/ 8:09 PM May 10th via Echofon
  18. SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. 5:12 AM May 10th via Facebook
  19. Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit. fb.me/12sw9etsZ 8:25 PM May 9th via Facebook
  20. Don't forget that Mothers Day is coming up. Get those eGifts ready! fb.me/1DoY2aYDs 7:44 AM May 9th via Facebook
  • Name LOL Zombie
  • Location Everywhere
  • Web http://lolzombie.com
  • Bio Just a zombie who likes to have fun, make people laugh and distract you from work. Hell Yea!
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