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  1. That's one messed-up metaphor in this spam subject: "Shoot her harder"
  2. Are these spam subjects connected? "Avoid swimming pools! Important!" and "Beware hot chicks! They're here"
  3. Spam subject: "Compelling force will try to tear your zipper every time you'll be with a girl." That'll cause a few awkward moments.
  4. And I think "Wang up!" is on its way to becoming a classic. #spamoftheday
  5. Amazed (and amused) that I'm *still* seeing spam with the subject "Be her drillosaur!" #spamoftheday
  6. Spam combo: "With a big stick you will be the king of the beach" & "With a fancy watch you will look like a boss"
  7. Spam subject: "Gain the quality of acts that will lift your girl on seventh heaven."
  8. Quote: "Popping this bolus guarantees your night will be fantastic." Indubitably.
  9. Spam subject: "Socially awkward? Read!" Yes, many people who are socially awkward do take that approach.
  10. Spam subject: "Your favorite ardor hoister!"
  11. Spam subject: "Make your wife happier today." Take out the trash and offer to do the dishes?
  12. Spam subject: "Beer locator! :-)" Sounds like an app for the iPhone. #SpamOfTheDay
  13. Quotes: "Upgrade your love factory" and "feel the powerful motor of desire embedded into your body"
  14. Spam subject: "Glad to see you in the world of cheap designer watches." Didn't the Enterprise visit that? Next to the Planet of Hats?
  15. Spam quote: "Ordering me bpy dica hoc tions online is the best" - Sounds like the writer could *use* some meds.
  16. Spam subject: 'Get a yard "spike"' If that means what I think it means, it sounds awfully impractical. Unless you're from Nantucket.
  17. Spam quote: "When your love-engine drives down and starts to fail sometime": The hit new country song, now available on iTunes #spamoftheday
  18. Spam subject: "Real University diplomas." So is there anyone famous on the faculty at Real University?
  19. Spam subject: "PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT URGENT" - Gee, it would be nice if I *had* an assistant!
  20. Spam subject: "New feature I have" - It had better not be a paper clip.