Interesting week. And now to a weekend of much thinking.

Designer/developer, with hefty WordPress flavouring? This looks like a good 'un: dxw.theresumator.com/apply/UIb3m7/W…

Dear BTOpenzone, You are doing your brand no favours when it's faster for me to use the mobile 3G network than it is to use your wifi.

"Skype for iPhone - Do more every day". I don't *want* to do more every day. I want to do *less* every day, you productivity-cult weirdos.

Much as I really like the person at the other end of the line, I will not miss these late night work calls to New Zealand.

@mockduck WTF? Luckily my 5-year-old is more thrilled by two shiny 5 pence pieces than a grubby pound coin.

I am a little in love with @guardianstyle in a weird Twitter kind of way.

Ugly. And evil. RT @RichardHull: @guardianstyle Where do you stand on "off of"? I thinks it's horrifically ugly.

@andybudd Thanks! ;)

@RellyAB As in 'nonce sense' from that classic episode of Brass Eye.

@RellyAB Paedo.

Handed out business cards for the first time in ages. Feels so old school, especially as I ended up scribbling my new number on it.

@rahelab I struggle and often assume too much knowledge, in my desperation not to patronise. Probably says a lot about me.

@RellyAB You've seen this, right? fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash…

@RellyAB I beg to differ. They are exactly the *right* octopuses for my purposes.

@RellyAB Looks suspiciously like an erotic octopus.

@Anna_Cook Are you on the set of a Carry On film?

It's Burns night!! #justsaying

Google is FUBAR bit.ly/zL4Jap (bit.ly/xgCB6z) via @maxcountryman #trending #active #guru

My Creating Web Content workshop for designers and developers, in Edinburgh on 16th will start selling tickets at 14.00 eventbrite.co.uk/s/7FxJ