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- So I guess we've established that my old-school Simms jersey is NOT lucky.
about 14 hours ago
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Also: That word "Gentlemen" outside the men's room? Total misnomer.
about 15 hours ago
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The Giants are saying goodbye to their old stadium by laying a huge, steaming turd in the middle of it.
about 15 hours ago
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- A fine day in the Swamp.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Back atcha, D!
11:42 AM Dec 25th
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Robert would like me to load the Immigrant Song on his new mp3 player. There goes my son ... the Zeppelin fan! !
11:26 AM Dec 25th
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Merry Friday!
2:54 PM Dec 24th
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Robert covets my collection of football helmet pushpins from the '70s. Does anybody still make them? Web searches have turned up bupkis.
12:44 PM Dec 24th
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You'd have to. RT @: I get all uppity when someone mentions Ishtar. I'm one of two people who laugh like an idiot at that movie.
4:04 PM Dec 23rd
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Boys and mom are driving to Grandma's, and Robert and I are texting each other. Sort of freaked out that he already knows what "xmas" is.
4:03 PM Dec 23rd
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RT @: If I get >3000 followers by Dec. 30, I will donate $.10/follower (up to $1K) to a NYC public school library.
7:21 AM Dec 22nd
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TwoBert and I are making Christmas cookies. TwoBert has more flour on him than a chicken-fried steak.
7:18 AM Dec 22nd
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@ Without George as a focus of her affections, Violet Bick gives everyone STDs.
6:48 AM Dec 22nd
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Just spent 20 minutes arguing with Verizon Wireless, and right as we were getting somewhere, the call got dropped. Map or no map, VZW sucks.
10:06 AM Dec 21st
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Bob the Builder has way too many characters now. Did JJ Abrams take over production?
8:55 AM Dec 21st
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Food shopping is much more thrilling with TwoBert practicing his Indiana Jones moves on the cart. I keep looking over my shoulder for Nazis.
8:25 AM Dec 21st
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My children do not like pasta, grilled cheese, or grilled peanut butter sandwiches. Perhaps they are X-Men.
4:09 PM Dec 20th
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@ Boots were too small, so I wrapped R's feet in foil between two pairs of socks. This is as close to Bear Grylls as I'll get.
10:04 AM Dec 20th
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Last year, they were balaklavas. Now they're "ninja hats."
2:18 PM Dec 19th
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OK, the snowticipation is getting out of control. Now we're playing Go Fish in the toboggan.
10:42 AM Dec 19th
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- Name LaidOff Dad
- Location Upstate Manhattan
- Web http://laidoffdad...
- Bio Surfin' on the turbid spume.
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