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  1. @bkresge Ha ha ha! That's awesome! Nothing like a superstore to inspire a good, ranty blog post. So funny!
  2. @bkresge What was the name of the CD? That's hilarious!
  3. Grandstanding. Gag. RT @THR: RT @TheLiveFeed ABC announces Oprah-Obama Christmas special http://bit.ly/63R6uY
  4. How do I politely tell my employee who won't take no for answer that I DO NOT WANT MY HEAD PRETEND-SHAVED. I haven't yet found a way.
  5. The gory details of my Wal-Mart trip were too long to Tweet. Read about it here: http://bit.ly/73n4Vc
  6. @bkresge Oh, I needed that mantra! Walmart the day before T-giving, what was I thinking?! :)
  7. Channeling Stuart Smalley for this Walmart trip.
  8. Anomaly Alert: Housekeeping has hand-washed the kitchen floors.
  9. Although if I had dogs that were lighter than brown and black, it may be another situation entirely with color preference.
  10. Same goes for appliances. Next house, they will all be black. Or stainless, if affordable.
  11. That's why I love dark clothing. (Because I'm dirty.) If that sweater were white, there's no way I could keep wearing it.
  12. If I spill black coffee on a brown sweater and mop it up, it's okay to keep wearing, right? Don't answer. You know what I'm going to do.
  13. One of my fav moments of the day is when K.Lo wakes up and comes out w/ her hair all messed up and says, "Good morning" in her sleepy voice.
  14. Why is $4 in library fines so insulting? I mean, it's only $4...But since DVD was rtnd late Sat and not checked in til Monday...overcharged.
  15. The employees are eating dinner and discussing N.Lo's gas. "Have gas! Have gas!" Followed by a demo.
  16. Can't decide whether texting husband at work to get mail on way in is height of laziness... or PURE GENIUS.
  17. Animal saying "Mama" is not unlike N.Lo... RT @THR: RT @TheLiveFeed Muppets perform 'Bohemian Rhapsody' (video) http://bit.ly/7IPEiD
  18. Can't find anything on google. What the hell do you do with an un-google-able problem?
  19. A few months ago, I was thinking how much I love my little car. Now, not so much. Really don't know what to do about leak issue in back.
  20. K.Lo asked me if I had fun at the movie last night. Love it. May she never lose her polite interest in others' actvities.