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  1. why is nashville so hot and muggy. WHYabout 24 hours ago from web
  2. In Nashville, bitches2:25 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  3. Oakland airport is dead to me10:09 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  4. Lucky magazine is useless- failed to amuse me more than 5 min contains zero substance brain rottttt8:11 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
  5. be kind to your web footed friends, 'cause a duck may be somebody's mother7:38 AM Jul 4th from web
  6. I have to fly across the country in mere hours11:46 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
  7. RT @daisysf Overheard: "You're the two best things about a girl when I'm kissing you: hot and quiet."2:53 PM Jul 3rd from web
  8. Oh shit Sarah Palin resigns as governor. Is there big news about to break about her?12:48 PM Jul 3rd from web
  9. I'm going to abandon my dreams of learning Farsi and focus now on learning Korean1:50 PM Jul 2nd from web
  10. awesome flickr set of pyongyang north korea http://www.flickr.com/photo...10:03 PM Jul 1st from web
  11. Would defecting to North Korea be the biggest mistake of my life?8:27 PM Jul 1st from web
  12. you can never have enough moonshine5:17 PM Jul 1st from web
  13. a veritable flotsam and jetsam of thinly digested spicy green beans -@bkdughthesmug3:07 PM Jul 1st from web
  14. Um thanks for the rejection letter 3 MONTHS AFTER SUBMITTING RESUME, Kaiser Permanente I was really holding out for that one2:43 PM Jul 1st from web
  15. RT @nytimes Suicide Warning Issued for 2 Anti-Smoking Drugs http://bit.ly/BXOWa12:24 PM Jul 1st from web
  16. Jenny Sanford needs a divorce like crazy10:31 PM Jun 30th from web
  17. I'm irrationally terrified of getting contact dermatitis from butternut squash2:06 PM Jun 30th from web
  18. Boo Oakland!7:26 PM Jun 29th from web
  19. when did the fabric store in upper haight close?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!4:29 PM Jun 29th from web
  20. how was the castro not nearly as gay as I needed it to be today?7:22 PM Jun 28th from web
  • Name lobstermobster
  • Location Tehran
  • Bio murder and mayhem
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