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  1. Have spent subsequent hours of the afternoon magnetizing periodicals and fruitlessly trying to think of article ideas.
  2. Spent the early afternoon spilling coffee on myself and hatching plans for world domination with @Dan_Higgins.
  3. So, basically, if I don't want Torchwood spoilers, I shouldn't look at the Twitter trending topics.
  4. That last tweet makes me sound like a bit of a pedophile. Um, that's not what I intended.
  5. Mother, to 5-year-old son at Target: "Girls don't like it if you smell like chocolate all over your body." Speak for yourself, lady.
  6. @AlbanyKelly I have The Advocate (aka @Dan_Higgins) sitting next to me now and he says "awww, thanks."
  7. psst @DBFERGUSON @CuteOverload Q: What happened to Stephen Colbert's shaved hair when he visited Iraq? A: http://tinyurl.com/mtb23u
  8. Man Dies After Falling Into Vat of Chocolate in NJ - NY Times http://bit.ly/IOMwc
  9. The next time you see my name will be in the hobo obituaries.
  10. One stray down arrow, and everyone tears my head off.
  11. Cats: They're armed. They have a plan. http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  12. RT @MusingWithMitch Even a broken clock is wrong 1438 times a day.
  13. Dreamsicle's fundamental questions about the universe: 1. What is this? 2. Can I chew on it?
  14. RT @nep140 What's killing investigative journalism? Newspaper companies' cycle of cutting staff (quality) to pad profits. http://tr.im/rt9A
  15. @B_Nut om naan naan naan
  16. It's been brought to my attention that there exists a Very Hungry Caterpillar playpen. Unfortunately, it's been recalled.
  17. @kweenie I called LoveSacs "giant beanbag chairs that cost hundreds of dollars."
  18. I think I'm about to make a lot of people really angry.
  19. @rosagolijan I'm more surprised by the other 46%.
  20. "Sorry, no posts containing lovesac were found. Please try a different search term."