lmcdowell
- QotD: "Look! I bagged Medusa and I didn't get stoned,"8:29 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- tired of hearing about the Dunbar number. It isn't some kind of hard limit.1:29 PM Jul 2nd from web
- QotD: "Now, I ain't no fancy city chef, but I do know my way around bacon."9:13 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Ok, I have a new challenge. Make yummy ice cream with duck fat. I think it's possible.9:03 AM Jul 2nd from web
- To the guy wearing the blazer with the sleeves rolled up, your style is so ancient I can't even make Don Johnson jokes anymore.8:28 AM Jul 2nd from web
- It's true. Duck fat makes everything taste better.9:21 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- My 3yr old: "The mad gas car penguins are funny."7:54 PM Jun 30th from web
- @bockchoy And make sure they understand how important the arbitrary deadline is.3:22 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to bockchoy
- Literally just served someone.3:20 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- QotD: "there is sufficient cowardice, sloth and mendacity down there on Earth to last forever."10:02 PM Jun 28th from web
- Just LMAO at a Turbo Teen joke. What a soup of conflicting emotions I am feeling now.8:08 AM Jun 28th from web
- I will settle for Terry Gilliam putting out a new movie that is simply watchable.1:08 AM Jun 28th from web
- Why am I sometimes deluded into thinking there is something in Radio Shack that I might possibly buy?4:01 PM Jun 27th from web
- QotD: " so you were still smoking crack, but it was meta-crack."7:31 PM Jun 25th from web
- Man loses use of finger. Can't remember passwords.2:25 PM Jun 25th from web
- 16 times, last two while I'm being stitched up.1:11 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- Health care workers at PAMF keep coming in here to "get some stuff". What a cruel hoax to think the waiting's over. Seriously 13 times12:47 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- Sitting in the ER with Barney playing on the TV. Did I die in the accident and go to hell?11:52 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- And I thought a tweet about a tornado of blood and glass shards was the opposite of "I'm eating a cheese sandwich." No pleasing some people.11:41 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- Got up early. Cleaned the kitchen. Cut the hell out of myself after breaking an olive oil bottle (which fell into the running disposal).8:04 AM Jun 25th from web
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