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  1. @Rozzy_B i had no clue what "curry" was till i wiki'd. i sense its something i would only eat to impress a boy: http://bit.ly/3hweJd
  2. my family is really "into" tradition: we are celebrating thanksgiving a day early cause it fits our schedules better. and eating lasagna
  3. @tbridgham person(s) of the day: AA (energizer) bunny
  4. @Rachel_Mac4 you sit on a throne of lies.
  5. @ummmbryce used to be all about the volvo until he found his soul. (we were praying for this day)
  6. @BRsludge "I just filled up my soul for 20 bucks, it ruled"
  7. “does he have a soul? “no, he has a hummer”
  8. “i bought my soul for only $23,900”
  9. “well, my soul has a tinted moon roof and genuine leather seats”
  10. kia has a new car called “soul.” feels a little like false advertisement: “your soul is, like so ugly”
  11. person(s) of the day: uncle sam (taxes)
  12. Our company is launching in January . . . go look! http://www.thehousestudio.com
  13. http://twitpic.com/psuis - @tbridgham my head is staying very warm thanks to your great thrifting skillz-ah.
  14. "There is a great need for sarcasm font."
  15. Story of my life. RT @shaneash: Already wanting lunch.
  16. loved spending the afternoon with @BRsludge teaching @jonathankindler ways to "couch" abrasive comments. they. are. good. folk.
  17. my nose hurts like it got pierced with a long sterilized needle in order that i could accessorize my face with shiny silver metal. huh.
  18. any food consumed after cough drops is waging serious war against cherry menthol. whoever has the most oil wins. wait, im confusing my wars
  19. RT @charliepeacock: quote on seismic cultural shift: "What's a book? It's like the Internet made out of a tree." — Brian Griffin
  20. i want to propose that folgers be considered as another "f" word. it's terribly offensive coffee