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i'm really glad that i live in a society in which i can go to a doctor to get a prescription that will solve my short eyelash problem. about 8 hours ago from web
just saw up in the air with my mom and *loved* it. @JasonReitman, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite directors. about 15 hours ago from web
Sometimes I worry celebrity gossip and distractions like Twitter are the only things keeping peasants like myself from revolting. #oohshiny 6:42 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
@theartofprofit i just got fat looking at that. enjoy the midwest!! 3:04 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to theartofprofit
fun fact: ants hate cinnamon! - long story short, my parents are having an ant problem because of the... http://tumblr.com/xp84x2ukg 2:41 PM Dec 23rd from Tumblr
@JohnDeVore you look cute as a fatty. no one likes a smoker. no one. 1:38 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to JohnDeVore
just heard that a christmas carol's ignorance and want got a reality show on mtv. way to go, kids! 10:42 AM Dec 23rd from web
NYTimes: Sorry, Vegans: Brussels Sprouts Like to Live, Too http://s.nyt.com/u/vuq 9:37 AM Dec 23rd from API
@darrenroark sandwiches and bourbon! don't forget to pack a scarf, unless you did and then it's too late. 11:36 PM Dec 22nd from web in reply to darrenroark
RT @lesacaskey: I've got my fingers crossed for 2010 to be a WHOLE lot better than 2009 for us all. Come on, employment surge! Amen. 2:21 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
Wow. http://twitpic.com/upbpm 2:20 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
It is pretty rad here. http://bit.ly/7OKICI http://twitpic.com/upahp 2:13 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
RT @steveagee: if you get caught between the moon and New York City, your problems are bigger than just falling in love. 11:36 AM Dec 22nd from web
so in mexico city you can get gay married AND have health insurance? who is anticipating a new migration south?? 1:45 PM Dec 21st from web
Has anyone actually had the Steven Segal energy drink? 6:55 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
@MissTanya Well put ;) 6:33 PM Dec 20th from Echofon in reply to MissTanya
My porter tastes like chocolate. Mmmmmmmm. Beer. 2:36 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
Photo: (via thedailywhat) RIP Brittany Murphy. I heard you were actually nice. And here’s my rant: Other than... http://tumblr.com/xp84ty5yk 12:29 PM Dec 20th from Tumblr
you would not believe how much cuban history one can learn from watching dirty dancing: havana nights! viva la revolution! 2:02 PM Dec 19th from web
Photo: ohyeahfacts: http://tumblr.com/xp84s8l6l 12:43 PM Dec 18th from Tumblr