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  1. i'm really glad that i live in a society in which i can go to a doctor to get a prescription that will solve my short eyelash problem.
  2. just saw up in the air with my mom and *loved* it. @JasonReitman, you are quickly becoming one of my favorite directors.
  3. Sometimes I worry celebrity gossip and distractions like Twitter are the only things keeping peasants like myself from revolting. #oohshiny
  4. @theartofprofit i just got fat looking at that. enjoy the midwest!!
  5. fun fact: ants hate cinnamon! - long story short, my parents are having an ant problem because of the... http://tumblr.com/xp84x2ukg
  6. @JohnDeVore you look cute as a fatty. no one likes a smoker. no one.
  7. just heard that a christmas carol's ignorance and want got a reality show on mtv. way to go, kids!
  8. NYTimes: Sorry, Vegans: Brussels Sprouts Like to Live, Too http://s.nyt.com/u/vuq
  9. @darrenroark sandwiches and bourbon! don't forget to pack a scarf, unless you did and then it's too late.
  10. RT @lesacaskey: I've got my fingers crossed for 2010 to be a WHOLE lot better than 2009 for us all. Come on, employment surge! Amen.
  11. Wow. http://twitpic.com/upbpm
  12. It is pretty rad here. http://bit.ly/7OKICI http://twitpic.com/upahp
  13. RT @steveagee: if you get caught between the moon and New York City, your problems are bigger than just falling in love.
  14. so in mexico city you can get gay married AND have health insurance? who is anticipating a new migration south??
  15. Has anyone actually had the Steven Segal energy drink?
  16. @MissTanya Well put ;)
  17. My porter tastes like chocolate. Mmmmmmmm. Beer.
  18. Photo: (via thedailywhat) RIP Brittany Murphy. I heard you were actually nice. And here’s my rant: Other than... http://tumblr.com/xp84ty5yk
  19. you would not believe how much cuban history one can learn from watching dirty dancing: havana nights! viva la revolution!
  20. Photo: ohyeahfacts: http://tumblr.com/xp84s8l6l