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  1. @treuting I want a zzzing fence for those Blue dogs. (Kidding. Would NEVER hurt a dog. Though I am a cat person.)about 10 hours ago from web in reply to treuting
  2. Katty Kay! This makes updating my c.v. bearable for at least 13 minutes.about 10 hours ago from web
  3. @treuting Si. But in general she is a perennial idiot ALWAYS.about 10 hours ago from web in reply to treuting
  4. @permanentpaper I love Diane T. on Court Street for last-minute GOODNESS.about 11 hours ago from web in reply to permanentpaper
  5. I hate stupid claire maccaskillabout 11 hours ago from web
  6. @rachelsklar You can be both! Then you are a Marrano. Love, a know-it-allabout 12 hours ago from web in reply to rachelsklar
  7. @permanentpaper oooo ooo what are options? DISCUSS!about 12 hours ago from web in reply to permanentpaper
  8. @RebeccaSkloot I just feel like a video presentation ala "Legally Blonde" would work better here. Did anyone patent interactive CVs yet?about 12 hours ago from web in reply to RebeccaSkloot
  9. @RebeccaSkloot Do you have a CV generator? I just feel like I've been 5 years online and what is this PRINT nonsense!about 13 hours ago from web in reply to RebeccaSkloot
  10. What am I forgetting to update on my CV? I feel like I'm missing the career equivalent of my saline solution.about 13 hours ago from web
  11. You know what I just realized is good? No reviewer ever made a "The book I HAD to stop reading" joke about my book. Okay, onward.about 17 hours ago from web
  12. @R_Nash @MaudNewton @CAAF I am just intent on making dirty jokes and saying mean things about people. What sex is that? Can I spell?about 18 hours ago from web in reply to R_Nash
  13. @CAAF @R_Nash Because men are always exaggerating length, of course. (I'd say "rim shot" or "hat tip", but seems pun won't finish. See?)about 18 hours ago from web in reply to CAAF
  14. THANK GOD my piece is finally at 60 tweets. If it stayed at 59 I was going to have to pop a Klonopin for the OCD.about 18 hours ago from web
  15. These comments are hilarious/killing me. Ode to Judy Blume, zomigod Richard Belzer, shoutout Dratch -- Politics Daily: http://bit.ly/2TZyTdabout 20 hours ago from web
  16. I keep misreading my "Whither" lead as "Whiter", which for Biss's book is relevant! Proceed - http://shar.es/akCuhabout 23 hours ago from ShareThis.com
  17. Wondering if apparent job as IT consultant/VP of Operations for parents offers health careabout 24 hours ago from web
  18. @LaurelSnyder Were you reading the paper?6:00 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to LaurelSnyder
  19. Designing badges for Katty Kay fan club, w/code wheel.8:00 AM Nov 7th from web
  20. @whelanandealin @_hillary How can I have more followers than @KattyKayBBC? This is unconscionable. #FollowFriday fan club activate!12:54 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to whelanandealin