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  1. hey, i wrote this. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f57c441be1/twilight-cycles 1:25 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. oh god, yes. from my friend matteo: http://j.mp/1aK68j 4:44 PM Sep 25th from BigTweet
  3. i'm so attracted to him, it's ridiculous. http://j.mp/2XVg0 7:12 PM Sep 24th from BigTweet
  4. slate review of jennifer's body: "luscious, powerful, sexy, scary, maddening, impossible to stop watching." http://j.mp/2aBjL5 5:54 PM Sep 18th from BigTweet
  5. Rick Rubin, if you're out there, will you produce a Dolly Parton album? Love, This Little F-ing Hipster 10:39 AM Sep 18th from web
  6. @mindykaling this should help you sleep. or fill you with joy. or both. http://j.mp/KQzjf 11:54 PM Sep 16th from BigTweet
  7. @jdcarter yeah, it's like "you've got mail" except at the end you get raped by your mother. 11:33 PM Sep 16th from web in reply to jdcarter
  8. RT @billyeichner How long until it's Peter, Paul and Kanye? 11:29 PM Sep 16th from web
  9. this is really romantic. http://j.mp/kBmGY 5:42 PM Sep 16th from BigTweet
  10. i feel anger, sadness, betrayal, confusion, and general paranoia that i missed this in LA. http://j.mp/FaffF 11:33 AM Sep 16th from BigTweet
  11. go see "jennifer's body." megan fox eating emo guys' stomachs. i am totally biased, but for me, this was a revelation. 10:55 AM Sep 16th from web
  12. @mindykaling if i wanted to see old art, i could watch "friends." i want death masks! 12:40 PM Aug 21st from web in reply to mindykaling
  13. This is for the 4 people out there who enjoy the BBC, documentaries, and phyllis diller. i know you're out there. http://bit.ly/nBYRp 10:20 AM Aug 11th from BigTweet
  14. if i were a little jewish boy, i think my bar mitzvah theme would be "movie magic." 10:05 AM Aug 11th from web
  15. this always gets me ready for sex. http://bit.ly/BPXnC 3:11 PM Aug 10th from BigTweet
  16. Great Sharmeen Obaid film about how the Taliban works in Pakistan. But what do I know? I write dick jokes all day long http://bit.ly/1ajdTo 11:52 AM Aug 10th from BigTweet
  17. @evilhag i think she takes out her collection of teeth at night and sings them songs about loss. 11:03 AM Aug 10th from web in reply to evilhag
  18. @diablocody did it have a happy ending? or did the jews win? 10:59 AM Aug 10th from web in reply to diablocody
  19. was wondering who was in a high school production of "the crucible" and what part you played? #isawgoodyproctorwiththedevil 9:55 AM Aug 10th from web
  20. @Woo223 and there are very few sexy socialists bc they are too busy helping poor people. 9:43 AM Aug 10th from web in reply to Woo223