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  1. Behind a car w/a bumper sticker saying: I support organ donation. I'm unsure of the level of support but I'm keeping well back just in case. 10:45 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  2. Prepositions: if they're concerned about dangling then perhaps they should wear supportive undergarments. 5:13 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  3. I'm listening to Bon Jovi & reading Pablo Neruda. I liked it better when I was listening to Beyonce & tweeting about boobs. 5:03 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  4. @GrimLuxuria No, no! My tits are DECORATIVE. Not DELICIOUS. But now pancakes sound good. 4:48 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to GrimLuxuria
  5. @GrimLuxuria I couldn't agree more. My tits are strictly decorative. 4:40 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to GrimLuxuria
  6. My new dress is missing something. Belt? Oh, boobs. 12:37 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. Me: What does armacost mean? @ODDTwitter: The cost of arms. Me: Weapons or limbs? 11:08 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  8. Me: there are no other lizzes before me! Him: what? You're Jesus now? 1:15 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  9. My moral fiber is comprised mostly of Spandex. 12:36 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  10. Sometimes we have the mojo, sometimes the mojo is off drunk in a bar somewhere singing karaoke to Dolly Parton. 4:34 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  11. Dude. Dude. The sandwiches are in the bathroom. Clearly. 2:36 AM Nov 15th from TweetDeck
  12. Her: "This is the shirt I was wearing when I lost my virginity." long pause me: "I wasn't wearing a shirt." 9:19 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  13. My spirit guide is at the bottom of this bottle. Tonight, we meet & we're going to discuss a few matters. I'm on my way spirit guide. 9:12 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  14. Hey Asian man driving a mustang and rocking a mustache and aviators, you are straight pimping. Let no one tell you differently. 9:10 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
  15. @ODDTwitter That's the owl that killed my AC. I fucking hate owls. 12:09 AM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to ODDTwitter
  16. Tonight's roomba vs. scooba death match is brought to you by Manischewitz and borderline personality disorder. 2:38 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  17. I'm somewhat without first world problems today. I best keep an eye out for falling pianos and unattended luggage. 2:05 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
  18. Last weekend I successfully replaced my entire blood volume with vodka. Today was in no way enhanced by my success. 3:39 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  19. I'm looking at you patchwork dinner jacket with moby glasses. 12:46 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  20. I find the dress code in Vegas sartorially confusing. 12:45 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  • Name lizinla
  • Location iPhone: 34.057068,-118.383698
  • Bio Some people lead lives of dignity, I am not one of those people.
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