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  1. RT @thegreaterest Ha! Thanks @lizinhollywood! Everyone get a bumper sticker! http://twitpic.com/vqqbu
  2. Happy Birthday to two of my favorites: @DrPropaganda & @katemoennig. So glad you guys were born!!!
  3. I don't want to hear Charlie Sheen's wife's 911 call. And I don't want to watch Mary J slap her husband! Wait. GAY marriage is illegal?
  4. If you missed any of my appearances on Leno, you can see them here: http://tinyurl.com/lizonleno09 Feel free to comment! Thanks peeps! RT!
  5. RT @AliAdler: Happy almost birthday, Jesus. You don't look a day over 2009.
  6. @muthafunka not weird at all! I still believe. Just kidding. Sort of.
  7. I guess I woke up filled with holiday spirit. Got a flat tire and... I'm officially the only person smiling at Pep Boys. Happy Holidays!
  8. @nickkroll The 10s?
  9. Go see this man! He's my favorite! @thegreaterest I'll be at the Dallas Improv 26-27th! Hometown Shows! http://bit.ly/52c9mS
  10. Congrats to @jessetyler 4 the Out 100 & all your amazing nods! But most of all thank you for being so great on my new fave show! C U 2night!
  11. Ha! Found u! @muthafunka When I was 4 Sesame Street came to my school to talk about computers: spot 4 year old Raimy http://bit.ly/6cUWJD
  12. Ha! Lesbians love Brently! Follow him! RT @thegreaterest @lizinhollywood + a gaggle of lesbians = Saturday night in Austin.
  13. Feeling very safe because Willie Nelson is on my flight from Austin! Which reminds me. There are not enough people named Willie!
  14. Oh Austin! You're so weird. People don't freak out over cover bands like this in LA. http://yfrog.com/3nybhj
  15. Oh Austin, you're delicious. I'm glad I don't live in you or else I would be 400 lbs and constantly smothered in BBQ sauce.
  16. Greetings from the Green Mesquite in Austin, TX! About to get my meat eating on! http://yfrog.com/3nqigkj
  17. Austin, TX! Come see me at the Salvage Vanguard tonight! 2803 Manor. 10pm. It's R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet! LIVE! RT!
  18. Austin TX! 10pm tonight at the Salvage Vanguard! See me in Trapped in the Closet! Should be a hoot!
  19. Tonight! Austin, TX! Come see me in R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet @ Salvage Vanguard Theatre! 2803 Manor Rd. Silly Funny Madness! RT!
  20. If you didn't catch my last appearance on Leno: it's not too late! Watch it here and comment if you like: http://tinyurl.com/lizonleno4 RT!