Twitter.com


Hey there! lizellis is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people using the web, your phone, or IM. Join today to start receiving lizellis's updates.

Already using Twitter via SMS or IM? Finish signing up.

About

Following

Bohemian Delilah Merlin Mann Scott Simpson Wil Wheaton Jonathan Coulton khren Hilary Yeager Paul and Storm Ainsley Drew allmessedup hodgman Fake Ira Glass


lizellis

I want to say that today was rough, being all preggy with the kiddo, but Rock was very good and well behaved. I am so proud of him. :)

lizellis Babydaddy is sick- am alone with the toddler. Kid has energy to burn, which I can only assume he drained from me. God help us.
lizellis I am SO ready to birth this baby, seriously. I am like a big, handicapped, bloated, beached whale. Just a little mental picture for you.
lizellis Its a special kind of classy to set off fireworks on our block's mailbox at 1 am. Also, reaction from post-deployment husband was alarming.
lizellis Seriously- weekends are so stressful in these parts. Thank God for the work week.
lizellis IHOP has pancakes with cheesecake bits in them. I recommend getting them with a side of egg whites and fruit so its *health food*.
lizellis Its beautiful watching little kids learn about life. Today, we learned the dog does not want to wear a diaper.
lizellis I don't think you are allowed to boast working "banker's hours" if 5am to 7pm is the norm, with nights going past 11 twice a week.
lizellis @wilw My dog used to. Vet says it's from fighting for food as a puppy... removing it from the "eating place" to protect it.
lizellis The new baby birds outside my office window make me happy. There are three of them. Baby birds are somehow both adorable and ugly as hell.
lizellis I am wearing soccer shorts I "borrowed" from @khren in 1996. I am sure he will get them back someday. Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
lizellis I have been able to feel my pulse twitch in my eyelid for the last week or so. Its really annoying. Also, not interesting.
lizellis I am all for justice, *per se*, but 95% of people in DC are politicos or thugs, neither of which should EVER have a handgun! Gah!
lizellis Penciling childbirth into your dayplanner really makes you feel like a yuppie asshole control-freak.
lizellis I am drinking Orange Fanta Zero. It sucks. I should never have strayed from Diet Sunkist.
lizellis Incedentally, SGT Branch will hang up on you if you call and ask where the emergency omelette station is.
lizellis Leaving a phone # that says "Emergency Sergeant Branch" that looks like "Emergency Sunday Brunch" is cruel to us who have a waffle craving.
lizellis Family dinner at Wegmans. Making a note here, huge success! Everyone ate, no meltdowns or property damage!
lizellis Incedentally, the answer is "Yeah, yeah, everything's fine."
lizellis Just met my OB "doctor", who rushed me through planning a major surgery and seemed annoyed when I asked if the baby and I were doing well.