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  1. SYFY? wtf?????
  2. Writin my blues
  3. Like, totally watching valley girl, for sure.
  4. @davemreed not if he knows whats good for'em! actually i think he's hiding in the laundry room. The only place i havent fumigated.
  5. the beast known as "carl" or "dead thing under the house" has gone into hiding, for now, tnx to dollar general's fine selection of incense.
  6. my drink has a silly umberella in it. DRINK! return of the umbrella game! drink again!
  7. The dead thing under the porch is really fuckin up the ambiance of my inflatable pool party.
  8. I walkled with a hot dog. i walked with a hot dog. i walked with a hotdog nom nom.
  9. I never write songs about wives.
  10. RT @redditgirl #BillyMaysTribute tonight at 9pmEST on Discovery channel. http://bit.ly/nEpTe
  11. Shakin a tailfeather watchin bikini flix on TCM.
  12. ah thats awesome!!! @missxpistol http://twitpic.com/9stvd - @lizajane a bit on the blurry side...
  13. Watchin a joan jett vid on vh1 and gettin stoked about this saturdays free show in raleigh!
  14. @mickahwallace i thoroughly enjoy perusing your blah blahs.
  15. @BarrelhouseBeat hello there doll face!
  16. @missxpistol i shoulda known my depth perception was gonna be off after that much firewater.
  17. TY its hard werk! @missxpistol @lizajane as amusing as your lighting sparklers while playin tambourine was, your tweets are even better! ;)
  18. RT@mickahwallace @lizajane I don't know you but this is funny to follow w/ #revelators. Keep it up jerk.
  19. @jennitonic been riding a bike down a cobblestone path?
  20. A sitting bunny is an invitation to mayhem.