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@davemreed not if he knows whats good for'em! actually i think he's hiding in the laundry room. The only place i havent fumigated.6:32 PM Jul 11thfrom txt
the beast known as "carl" or "dead thing under the house" has gone into hiding, for now, tnx to dollar general's fine selection of incense.6:14 PM Jul 11thfrom web
my drink has a silly umberella in it. DRINK! return of the umbrella game! drink again!2:41 PM Jul 10thfrom web
The dead thing under the porch is really fuckin up the ambiance of my inflatable pool party.12:54 PM Jul 10thfrom txt
I walkled with a hot dog. i walked with a hot dog. i walked with a hotdog nom nom.12:25 PM Jul 10thfrom txt
@missxpistol i shoulda known my depth perception was gonna be off after that much firewater.9:53 AM Jul 9thfrom web
TY its hard werk! @missxpistol @lizajane as amusing as your lighting sparklers while playin tambourine was, your tweets are even better! ;)9:49 AM Jul 9thfrom web
