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  1. Support #welovetheNHS, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twibbon.com/join/welovetheNHS
  2. Just been to the preview of Crush, before it goes to Edinburgh. If you're going up between 6th and 30th, do everything you can to watch ...
  3. Seth MacFarlane is singing at BBC proms?!! Find this astounding, not sure why.
  4. David Cameron is not on Twitter. David Cameron says "Too many twits make a twat." David Cameron is a twat. Ergo, David Cameron is on Twitter
  5. RT @nicolakelly84 Women working to resolve drug trafficking aren't starting a "feminist movement" - they're just working! How infuriating!
  6. I'm not alone! Shame about the crappy website, though http://www.rdearnley.supanet.com/
  7. Can't stop being amazed by this huge aquarium http://tinyurl.com/m948n7
  8. Hi. I'm Matthew Robson. (15 years and 7 months). I'm going to patronise you. (I love brackets)
  9. "Is social media like making a trifle?" Question from the Carrie Bradshaw school of thought.
  10. Today is all POW! WOP! KABAM! BLAMMO!
  11. Do you ever look at Trending Topics and think, "WHY? No, really, WHY??"
  12. @noeluk I see you snow white, and I raise you these crazy hands http://tinyurl.com/3bw6wd
  13. Scrap roaming charges! Yay! Uhhh...oh crap! Wait! Scrap flying! Quit travelling abroad, guys! http://tinyurl.com/lkukl9
  14. Admiring my new autumn jacket. Given up on Summer now. It's clearly over.
  15. Hunting for the ideal pedestal illuminated mirror. One that won't magnify my face to obscene and horiffying porportions.
  16. @mariannemclardy I think the only camel toe that's acceptable is the actual toe of a camel. And even that's not nice.
  17. Frankly, this is bollocks: http://zack16.com/
  18. @nickfarnhill real chaps warm up here http://bit.ly/mHUT7
  19. @saatchijustin I've just spotted you on here! Is it really you, or are you now of that stature that you have official Tweeters doing it? :)
  20. What. A. Twat. http://tinyurl.com/kwcp44