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- I need to add "Chris Andersen" to the "people-I'd-like-to-be-reincarnated-as" list.8:17 PM May 19th from Ping.fm
- The Mavs-Nuggets game is brought to us by World of Warcraft, which is appropriate because Dirk Nowitzski looks like an elf of some sort.4:46 PM May 9th from Ping.fm
- I just accidentally spilled a whole can of Hellman's in the sink. :( #sinko_de_mayo9:19 PM May 5th from TwitterRide
- If I owned a gun, I'd call the safety the "caps lock."12:21 PM May 5th from Ping.fm
- Let's have an authentic Cinco de Mayo today. I'll be terrified wearing a surgical mask and praying to god nobody I know has the Swine Flu.10:56 AM May 5th from Ping.fm
- Why does Vince from Sham-wow think I hate making salads?8:19 PM May 4th from Ping.fm
- @paulapoundstone I'm just as musical as the next person, but you might wanna take an iPod or something, an organ seems kinda heavy6:02 PM May 4th from Twitteron in reply to paulapoundstone
- @nick And you slept with it5:41 PM May 4th from Twitteron in reply to nick
- @Lemoniegoodness There's no Chipotle there, but you have places like La Fonda and Black Bean Burrito Bar.1:32 PM May 4th from Twitteron
- Its real trendy lately to propose via Twitter. @markdudlik , I'd like to be the first divorce via Twitter. Your stuff is in a box out front.1:28 PM May 4th from Twitteron
- http://twitpic.com/4gggt - Hoobastank has a "Hooburrito" at Denny's - Words. Could. Fail. A. Poet..8:01 PM May 2nd from TwitPic
- Rumor has it Jessica Simpson took that practice facility to Cancun last night.4:13 PM May 2nd from Ping.fm
- @wigu That sounds like the best band name ever.12:21 PM May 2nd from TwitterRide in reply to wigu
- When @markdudlik watches House, he always thinks it's lupus.10:44 AM May 1st from TwitterRide
- Could either the Trail Blazers or the Rockets beat the Lakers once? Probably not. Also: Swine Flu8:56 PM Apr 30th from Ping.fm
- @crunchpow Woah, relax.. I was obviously joking. o_o8:02 PM Apr 28th from Twit2go
- Is there an uglier assemblage of human beings other than the San Antonio Spurs?7:38 PM Apr 28th from Ping.fm
- It won't be long until twitter is just a bunch of bots following each other, like Skynet, but with 140 character limits11:20 AM Apr 28th from web
- How can SpongeBob afford all that pineapple real estate if Mr. Krabs
is only paying him in dimes and Krabby Patties?6:14 PM Apr 27th from Ping.fm
- @markdudlik is the "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" of twitter9:53 PM Apr 26th from TwitterRide
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- Name Jamie Martin
- Location Mesa, Arizona
- Web http://jamiemart.in
- Bio The Jamie Martin that isn't the crap NFL Quarterback or the Awful Soap Star. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I will probably hit on you. The End.
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