little_hobo
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I didn't rescue your drowner 'cause I wanted to. I was trying to prove that the pool cover couldn't support me and your fat lardy kid.
12:42 PM Nov 16th
from Echofon
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Kids are getting fatter. I had to rescue a Timmy that fell into a well and got stuck. His fat ass was sticking out of the top of the well.
11:19 AM Oct 19th
from Echofon
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Ugh. I hate Ontario. I keep running into that asshole from On the Road again.
11:05 AM Oct 9th
from Echofon
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Used to be I could hop on a cargo plane unnoticed, now you fuckers make me go and take my shoes off and dump my dog bowl.
1:14 PM Aug 19th
from Echofon
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@ I'm a wandering dog. I go where ever. Douglas is better though, and bottles are easier on my paws.
1:01 PM Aug 17th
from Echofon
in reply to Rod_Phillips
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@ Beer me up, my beer swilling beer hog. This dogie's got to drink
12:53 PM Aug 17th
from Echofon
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I guess wafting fart at you would make me happy though.
9:09 AM Jul 15th
from Echofon
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Wagging a tail doesn't always mean I'm happy. Sometimes it's just to waft a fart your direction.
9:08 AM Jul 15th
from Echofon
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Of course I'd pull you out of the way of the threshing machine, you are the only one with hands to open gate in this closed in crazy-farm.
1:37 PM Jul 10th
from Echofon
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Flinging my fat flans on your fine Flin Flon fans. (I pooped in your air conditioning unit, Flin Flon)
10:44 AM Jul 9th
from Echofon
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Go head and hug me Timmy, I was just roiling around in a landfill.
9:51 AM Jul 8th
from Echofon
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I only saved your drowning kid because HE GAVE ME HALF A HOT DOG. All you want to do is adopt me? WHERE IS THE REST OF THE HOT DOG? I'M OUT!
12:23 PM Jul 6th
from Echofon
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What part of "Woof woof GRRRRRRRR Arrrr bark bark bark Grrrrr, arrrr BARK BARK BARK. GRRRRR! Woof woof woof! Grrrrrrr" don't you understand?
1:57 PM Jul 2nd
from Echofon
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Now i am helping with computer problems? I HAVE PAWS NOT MONKEY-STINKY-HANDS-GRABBY-POKERS
10:30 PM Jun 30th
from Echofon
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What's with all the followers? GRAB YOUR HAT, come a long for a while, that's HOBO style. Also keep your hands to yourself, monkey breath.
10:29 PM Jun 21st
from Echofon
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Ever wonder how Timmy fell down that well in the first place? I put him there.
2:16 PM Jun 19th
from Echofon
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Back from North Korea, Boy are my arms tired! By arms i mean nukes.
10:02 AM Jun 8th
from Echofon
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I think I wound up in North Korea some how. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
2:36 PM Jun 5th
from Echofon
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Nothing pisses me off more than some jackass giving me a milk-bone for stopping a nuke reactor from exploding. WHERE'S THE FUCKING STEAK??
10:12 AM Jun 2nd
from web
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I'm currently on some Island in BC. If you need saving, robbery foiled, crooked mayor outed... TOO FUCKING BAD. Fix your own problems.
12:13 PM May 26th
from Echofon
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- Name The Littlest Hobo
- Location Canada
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio I'm drifting through town, trying not to get involved, but for some reason you idiots all want to adopt me.
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