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little_esme

  1. I've got jellyfish up my bum!11:18 AM Oct 17th from web
  2. I like gospel. I'm a man. I'm cool.1:29 AM Oct 12th from web
  3. [Naked, save for upturned wastepaper basket on head] I'm a turtle!6:07 AM Oct 6th from web
  4. Zealots, Mummy! They're all zealots!3:40 AM Oct 1st from web
  5. No, NOT CORNHOLE. My name is Esme Cornwell. It's a lovely name.12:31 PM Sep 9th from web
  6. I need to scrape your cake.11:16 AM Sep 4th from web
  7. See? See? Just washing my knees! That's not very noisy.1:54 AM Sep 1st from web
  8. Hee hee hee hee! Ha ha ha ha hee hee! It's not funny.9:55 AM Aug 26th from web
  9. I've got tusks.11:21 AM Aug 3rd from web
  10. I'm a LADY. [Said while stomping around like a prizefighter]11:04 AM Jul 16th from web
  11. Bears are nice. I don't have to worry about bears.3:54 AM Jul 7th from web
  12. I need my pink beard .... Where's my pink beard?1:19 PM Jun 14th from web
  13. RRRR-RRR-RRR I'm a dinosaur. I CWUSH your jumper. NO DON'T TICKLE ME12:34 AM Jun 11th from web
  14. Where's my skin? WHERE'S MY SKIN? I need my skin, boo hoo hoo hoo12:06 PM May 29th from web
  15. Daddy is not a big girl.5:03 AM May 29th from web
  16. I need a wee-wee, I need a wee-wee, I sing a wee-wee, three bags full. I need pink shoes.11:05 AM May 27th from web
  17. But Daddy I NEED YOU to put this plastic baby down your shirt DADDY DO IT.11:16 AM May 26th from web
  18. Da da da da, mm-hm-hmm-hm-hmmmm da da da.11:00 AM May 26th from web
  19. I want some more bread. Yes I DO.10:54 AM May 26th from web