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  1. NyQuil and Tanqueray, a recipe sure to soften the memory of a rough way.
  2. Just had a really good job interview, cross your fingers that i get hired.
  3. How long do you hang your deer before processing it?
  4. This is going to sound dumb but, was it a real beer or a virtual beer?
  5. Not in a happy place. Seeking change.
  6. ...for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself.
  7. Yes, it is always something, but is this a something I can live with?
  8. He was a teatotaler and thus drank only orphan tears.
  9. In this world, sin that pays its way can travel freely and without a passport, whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.
  10. Just come get me and we will go to the tattoo parlor. I was going to pick you up but am already drinking.
  11. Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken christian.
  12. "If you should write a fable for little fishes, you would make them speak like great whales."
  13. Drinking turpentine in paradise alley.
  14. Omg there is a simpsons arm wrestling episode! Must include in mash up 2.0!
  15. Received a missive today which commenced,"Dear vodka connoisseur,"
  16. I am the only one you got left, aren't you glad you hired me?
  17. Must. Not. Scratch. New. Tattoo.
  18. Look out fourth of july you are going to be my bitch. In a very patriotic way, of course.
  19. Did get to watch fireworks from the top of a 64 foot houseboat.
  20. Just now pulling out of the parking lot. Joy.