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  1. Round 2 tomorrow at the boyfriend's relatives in central PA. They have dogs named Gucci and Armani. That's all I need to say about that. #fb 7:17 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  2. At possibly the most painful rock show the boyfriend has ever dragged me to. No amount of Pinot Grigio is going to make this right. #fb 5:04 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  3. Unlike Sarina, I think the cuteness of any living creature is inversely proportionate to its ability to poot hardboiled egg-smelling farts. 11:36 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. Dear everyone: Stop sending me the Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody video. I promise I will post it in the column today. xoxo, Stace #fb 6:07 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. #1 Phrase of the Day My Boyfriend Probably Loved Hearing: "Ooooh. That Taco Bell is going right through me." 4:31 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. @JeremyFeist My nipples are crying just reading that. 3:11 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to JeremyFeist
  7. Testing out this new selective twitter application. No longer will I horrify relatives and friends on FB with musings of my bowel movements. 11:03 AM Nov 20th from web
  8. Finally getting around to season two of Breaking Bad. Does Walter act like this big of a gigantic goddamn prick the entire season? #fb 10:58 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. @evilbeet Screw it. I'm totally posting the Alex Trebek pics. HOT! 7:51 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to evilbeet
  10. @evilbeet Ha, you too? Personally I am dying to speak with Alex Trebek about his visit to Ford. 7:33 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to evilbeet
  11. Ha ha, everyone hates you, Eyes-Too-Close-Together Man. #stupidgoddamnflashforward 5:34 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  12. Oooh that Robocop is so going to pwn Red Foreman's ass. #watchingrobocopforthefirsttimeever 6:18 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  13. @JeremyFeist Oh God, don't do it! I dated a guy with a pierced nipple one time and it was totes grosscakes. 5:56 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to JeremyFeist
  14. http://yfrog.com/143iebj 7:51 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  15. OH MY GOD I want Shonen Knife's outfits. 7:47 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  16. On the balcony of a Shonen Knife show. Have never seen so many middle-aged bald heads at one time. 7:33 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  17. Levi Johnston didn't even whip out the Alaskan sausage for Playgirl? Lame, dude. Laaaaame. Your 15 mins is up bro. 7:06 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  18. Ok, so Mr. Opening Act is now performing a cover of Def Leppard's "Love Bites." congratulations guy, you have officially won me over. 8:06 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  19. Why do I have to watch this retarded horseshit open for Neil Hamburger when all I want to see is Neil Hamburger? 7:43 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. #hirejeremyfeist ... Actually, could you hire us both? We make a swell team. 7:39 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie