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  1. This concludes today's transmission of Rick Moody's "Some Contemporary Characters." Please tune in tomorrow for the final installment...
  2. At some point there were limitations which were the limitations of conscience and propriety in a public place, no matter how honky-tonk.
  3. I like saying "Suck my dick" to any asshole who gets on my nerves, but when you're lying on the sand embracing someone you don't bother.
  4. They say “Get a hotel room!” in Spanish, they can say it in Russian, and they can say it in Black Vernacular Dialect too.
  5. It’d be interesting to see how many languages, world over, offer some version of the phrase “Get a hotel room!”
  6. Low light helps. A distracting milieu. Tens of hundreds of tourists. Calliope sounds. Rollercoasters. The moon.
  7. He kept trying to say something, but then he couldn’t say it. He couldn’t say anything. I thought this was amusing.
  8. She tasted like chai latte, lite beer, nicotine gum, Tic Tacs, grapefruit, cider vinegar, chocolate chip cookies, and the middle class.
  9. He tasted like Listerine, Mylanta, roast beef, mesclun salad, decaf from one of those old coffee pots from a tag sale, salt water taffy.
  10. She was like some sprite, and there was that incredible feeling, known to all persons, when your cares become insubstantial.
  11. We twisted around some way so I was on top. For a while. He couldn’t crush me. I could feel his complications in the dim light.
  12. In the sand. In the sand. I can’t even stand up most days, what with the bad back, but I fell into the sand and, oh, her arms!
  13. There was the light from the boardwalk, sound of the ocean, some Latino troublemakers cackling nearby, and we fell into each other’s arms.
  14. Putting the phone in her pocket was somehow the most revealing thing, like when myopics put their glasses on the bedside table.
  15. I was supposed to text or e-mail my friend Ariel every twenty minutes or it meant that he was hacking me into pieces and eating me.
  16. I don’t want to say that something happened on the beach, that the ocean was somehow responsible, but she did put away her iPhone.
  17. I don’t want to say that something happened on the beach that wouldn’t have happened catalytic. It should have happened on the Cyclone.
  18. I come from a landlocked state (PA) and I live part-time in a landlocked state (VT) and so I am awed by an oceanic expanse.
  19. And then we were on the beach, pretty ugly beach with all the trash and everything, but next to the Atlantic. In twilight.
  20. She said I needed to take my “inner adolescent” out and show him a really really really really really really really nasty time.