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  1. Anyone tell Limbaugh owning the Rams doesn't mean he'll actually own the black guys who play for them? He still won't own any black people. 3:16 PM Oct 14th from web
  2. He should go ahead and abort himself right now. There is no reason we should have to suffer from his mother's poor decision making. 12:42 PM Oct 9th from web
  3. He is the poster boy for why abortion must remain safe and legal and should become retroactive. 12:40 PM Oct 9th from web
  4. You're getting an iPhone to up your cool quotient. Dude, reconsider the mullet first! 8:05 PM Sep 2nd from web
  5. This Christopher Moore blog is hysterical! Art History from Paris- An American In Paris 6 http://bit.ly/139tXV via @AddToAny 5:33 PM Sep 2nd from AddToAny
  6. My sister not only butt called me from a rollercoaster, she left a voicemail. 9:04 PM Aug 29th from web
  7. @Dexter_Colt Literary puns tonight? One of my favorites: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” Dorothy Parker 8:42 PM Aug 23rd from web
  8. @crse Happy Birthday!!!! 1:33 PM Aug 22nd from web
  9. She ain't skanky; she's my cousin. Well, actually she is skanky, but she's still my cousin. 6:47 PM Aug 21st from web
  10. @fakerahmemanuel As a feminist, I think it's time a woman had the crown; I nominate Ann Coulter, but I'd support Palin too. #douchebag 6:23 PM Aug 18th from web
  11. @TheAuthorGuy No, on the name change--if they're too dumb to find you, they don't deserve you. 11:46 AM Jul 29th from web
  12. @Cbarzak Sorry I missed you stripping at the Oakland. I hope the waxing wasn't too painful, but I bet it made the stripping look better. 8:35 PM Jul 24th from web
  13. He's a year old and has Down Syndrome, but he's smarter than his mother and the 71% of republicans who say they'll vote for her in 2012. 6:21 PM Jul 8th from web
  14. My other favorite so far? What's black and white and dead all over? 7:47 PM Jun 25th from web
  15. My favorite so far? RT: "Heeeeeeeeeere's Farrahhhhhh!" "Heeeeeeeeeere's Michaellllll!" God: "Dammit Ed. Cut it out." @Mike_FTW 7:46 PM Jun 25th from web
  16. Thanks to Herman's brilliance for recommending Malwarebytes' Anti-malware, I'm back. I can resume searching for hot vampires. 8:15 PM Jun 22nd from web
  17. @omgidontno re: Christopher Moore. Yes, Coyote Blue is more of a stand alone. Sorry this took so long, just saw your tweet. 9:23 PM Jun 17th from web
  18. @Vickamador very funny! 8:22 PM Jun 17th from web
  19. @TheAuthorGuy BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!! 6:37 PM Jun 17th from web
  20. RT @TheAuthorGuy Palin is trying to foment outrage. You moose blowing, retard factory, go the fuck home. It's comedy and you don't get it. 7:04 PM Jun 12th from web