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  1. Tomorrow is December. Why didn't anybody tell me?
  2. @Samsonlover It's just the powers of google. I'll be ok.
  3. I googled my symptoms. Turns out I have everything.
  4. Goodbye, LI.
  5. Vampires : Werewolves :: Jets : Sharks
  6. Etiquette Question: "Lorene, when's a less appropriate time to ask your friends for autographs?" Answer: "A funeral. I would say a funeral."
  7. RT @BrianLynch: I only buy turkeys that have the "killed by autoerotic asphyxiation" sticker.
  8. Fantastic Mr. Fox made me very happy. Favorite "kidster" movie so far.
  9. @solshine7 I wish I were that cool. My ray gun is bigger though.
  10. My hair is currently Demi Moore circa "A Few Good Men". Not my best. I need my dress whites.
  11. @dmaurio You're thinking of "Blue Chips".
  12. Putting on mascara BEFORE watching "In America" was, indeed, a mistake.
  13. @diablocody You get me.
  14. Pitch of the day... "Hamlet Montamlet". By day, he's the Prince of Denmark. By night, he's a famous pop star. Comedy and bloodshed ensue.
  15. Thanks, internets. You really know how to make a girl feel like Lyle Lovett.
  16. is back.
  17. RT @BrianLynch Follow Friday, BIG HELIUM DOG edition
  18. No, Robert DeNiro. Everybody's NOT fine.
  19. After a long day... http://bit.ly/3ALzbF
  20. Got fun non-expensive art today at Blitzstein Museum, 428 N Fairfax. Guy was real nice... and then Canter's is right across the street!