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  1. RT @FakeAPStylebook expert - 1. A person knowledgeable and well-known in a relevant field. 2. The 1st person you could get to call you back.
  2. Nerve pain in my leg. Damn it. It's like it knows I want to get a gym membership and is saying "oh no f*ing way do you get to lose weight!"
  3. @JustineElyot Sounds like the reverse of the anime Love Hina.
  4. @shonrichards Especially since most of the city was under a thin layer of frost this morning. Took ten minutes to clear my windshield.
  5. Ooh, now videos can't be embedded until after you watch the post-roll ad. That's sneaky. Great idea, though.
  6. It's looking pretty likely that I'm going to lose in three leagues and probably be out of the money as well. Damn it.
  7. For Hanukkah, one of Alyssa's gifts was a bubble machine. Like, the kind they use at Bar Mitzvahs. Industrial strength. Crazy.
  8. I never thought I'd say this, but THANK YOU, DALLAS DEFENSE! You saved my championship hopes in two leagues (one is a money league).
  9. Wow. I'd forgotten how much hangovers suck.
  10. @AlasdairStuart Wow, dude... really?
  11. Back and hip are hurting. Time to break out the TENS unit I think. Zappies, here we come!
  12. @csweigart Just more evidence of the awesomeness of @wjliss. Which reminds me... has the "facts" page been abandoned?
  13. RT @AlasdairStuart In the immortal words of Summer School, a film in which Mark Harmon was young: "Tension breaker, had to be done."
  14. My apple tastes like a grapple. I know it's not one because it didn't come out of a hyperexpensive grapple package. Baroo?
  15. RT @FakeAPStylebook The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophe's."
  16. @csweigart If I'd known you'd be passing this way I'd've held off my lunch and invited you to the TWCi Cafe.
  17. Today's work cafe lunch was great -- salmon, squash casserole, cornbread, spinach/mushroom soup -- but nothing beats Fish-n-Chips day.
  18. @VOIDMunashii We're doing a pick-a-number gift exchange Friday. I'm a contractor so I don't get to go to parties during work hours. Sucks.
  19. / from the LJ: the sound of the straw that broke the camel's back http://bit.ly/91PJSW
  20. RT @JennsDrunk Sandra Bullock nominated for a Golden Globe for The Proposal, in related news my asshole has just been nominated for a Grammy