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@fckbchsgtmny Oh. I see. That is ok then. Perhaps you two shouldn't got to redneck bars...8:35 AM Jun 29thfrom web
@coreyr Took me a steam cleaner & 3.5 hours to clean it all up. Had to shave some of the cat it was so matted in her fur. Havin beer now.6:29 PM Jun 24thfrom web
@vladimiroane I believe that only Trekkies can truly appreciate its genius. Once heard an interview with Patrick Steward where he said h ...6:03 PM Jun 24thfrom web
cat got diarrhea stuck in fur while out of town. she tried to get it out by rubbing it on everything i own. carpet beds table chairs rug ...6:00 PM Jun 24thfrom web
@vladimiroane I am a little to embarrassed to admit that Galaxy Quest is in my top 5 favorite movies of all time.4:44 PM Jun 24thfrom web
@jhstrauss If I wasn't tone deaf & rthymless, I would totally be a rok diva. And I believe you meant awe.sm/er?11:48 PM Jun 6thfrom web
Gave myself a blood blister playing drums on RockBand. Couldn't be lamer.10:29 PM Jun 6thfrom web
@imbiat Why does your doctor want you to eat oatmeal? Is your cholesterol high or somtin?9:33 PM Jun 5thfrom web
@bpm140 Loved the article, esp the comments. My fav "If I could make my own grilled cheese sandwich, I would never leave the kitchen"9:26 PM Jun 5thfrom web
Finally found a fruit that Brinley likes. Blueberries. She eats them by sucking out the centers and leaving the skins. Funny kid5:45 PM Jun 4thfrom web
@rahmin I actually laughed out loud when I saw the answer to what the meaning of life is. Proving what a dweeb I really am.5:41 PM Jun 4thfrom web
@vladimiroane But did you like the VVFs? My toes always go numb, so I would love to hear how they worked out for you. Let me know!9:34 AM Jun 3rdfrom web
