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I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of its car. The Iowa farmer, whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.

lisasimpson Fine, I'm gonna start kicking air like this... and if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.
lisasimpson Now you listen to me I don't like you! I never liked you! And the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is because nobody else would!
lisasimpson Shut up, brain. I've got friends now. I don't need you anymore!
lisasimpson Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was three.
lisasimpson And then, with your last strength, you pointed to W and S, or from your point of view, M and S - Maggie Simpson!
lisasimpson Thanks Michael Jackson!
lisasimpson It's my birthday! Lisa, it's your birthday, happy birthday, Lisa. Lisa, it's your birthday, happy birthday, Lisa.
lisasimpson From Ned: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!
lisasimpson At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.
lisasimpson Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean... Milhouse. Marge: Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
lisasimpson You can Simpsonize yourself here: http://simpsonizeme.com/
lisasimpson You are going to run out to watch my move TONIGHT aren't you?
lisasimpson Also check out an interview with executive producer Al Jean on NPR's Fresh Air: http://tinyurl.com/25w72m
lisasimpson Check out a behind the scenes audio tour of the Simpsons animations studios here: http://tinyurl.com/yq3le5
lisasimpson Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
lisasimpson To Sideshow Bob: You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do you?
lisasimpson One more month till MY movie comes out, not yours @homersimpson
lisasimpson Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in "My Country 'tis Of Thee!"
lisasimpson Oh no! We left Grampa back at the gas station.