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  1. But, Mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.
  2. I'm actually at #blogher09. Woo hoo!!!
  3. Malibu Stacy knows! "Thinking gives you wrinkles!"
  4. I think Bart's stupid again, Mom.
  5. Oh Will (Shortz), I was so flattered to meet you! A ga ga ga ga.
  6. I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of its car. The Iowa farmer, whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.
  7. Fine, I'm gonna start kicking air like this... and if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault.
  8. Now you listen to me I don't like you! I never liked you! And the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is because nobody else would!
  9. Shut up, brain. I've got friends now. I don't need you anymore!
  10. Just because Maggie can't talk doesn't mean she's dumb. Einstein didn't speak until he was three.
  11. And then, with your last strength, you pointed to W and S, or from your point of view, M and S - Maggie Simpson!
  12. Thanks Michael Jackson!
  13. It's my birthday! Lisa, it's your birthday, happy birthday, Lisa. Lisa, it's your birthday, happy birthday, Lisa.
  14. From Ned: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!
  15. At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.
  16. Mom, I feel kind of funny wearing white. I mean... Milhouse. Marge: Oh, Milhouse doesn't count.
  17. You can Simpsonize yourself here: http://simpsonizeme.com/
  18. You are going to run out to watch my move TONIGHT aren't you?
  19. Also check out an interview with executive producer Al Jean on NPR's Fresh Air: http://tinyurl.com/25w72m
  20. Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?