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  1. Remember: it's all fun and games until someone loses two thumbs... and a meme.
  2. 3 days, 7 fights, 29 boxes, a handful of tissues & 1 referee visit from @tiffehr later, we are done. Now, what did I do with those ashes?
  3. PRO TIP: If you're going to die someday, it's best to leave a detailed will. #sororicide
  4. OH in my car: "It's like the rap version of clip art."
  5. At box #14, negotiations over mom's stuff saved by our dashing hero, The Trashcan and his loyal sidekick, Red Table Wine.
  6. Dividing mom's stuff w/sis has become a negotiation of biblical proportions; all items may end up being cut in half before nightfall.
  7. Yeah, y'all may have a compass, but did @phillygirl also leave a delicious rhubarb crisp for you to find in your fridge? No? Pity.
  8. Actually, yes, I *do* think this grant will just write itself if I go to bed. Toothless kids aren't the only ones who get fairies, you know.
  9. Sis is here less than 24 hrs and has already folded my laundry, shopped, made dinner and washed the dishes. Type A genes FTW!
  10. Man, these Young... er, Middle-Age Dubliners put on quite a show!
  11. My houseguest's very first visit to Seattle and she runs into the Jonas Brothers on the street. (She's from California.)
  12. @Meegan If you can keep a straight face, just tell them that you haven't even confirmed the father yet; names are the least of your worries.
  13. Oh, buoy!
  14. God bless generous friends with boats. And sunny days. And reunions. And Albariño. But mostly friends with boats. Amen.
  15. My dear friend's 5yo has a blog, and except for the photography, it's all him. http://elibuildsit.blogspot... (Did I mention he's FIVE?)
  16. It's not an aspiration, but rather a simple statement of fact: I'd make a damn good cougar.
  17. Spanish For 100 does Billie Jean. No. Way.
  18. "NOW EAT SEXY!" (Yeah, we're totally going to get kicked out of this restaurant.)
  19. Reuniting with Madrid friends after a 10 year absence. So y'all best be collecting bail money for us right about now. Seguro.
  20. For years, it was a mystery. Finally, I couldn't wait any longer; I had to ask. Yes, he said, walking *is* hard w/jeans hanging off my ass.