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  1. Behold the power of the Internet: @jimray tweets picture of cocktail supplies, I see said photo, and POOF! Cocktails now in my home. Magic.
  2. BIG workplace mashed potato debate. The lone ricer advocate is pouting. It's adorable.
  3. @phillygirl Salad? Amateur.
  4. @jimray No joke, I just watched a Jetta rear-end a Subaru. Dude was on his iPhone. Just sayin'.
  5. Meter maid was waiting at my car. I was five minutes early. Poor thing looked like I just took away her teddy bear.
  6. Real Salt Lake takes it after a Galaxy miss. Ouch. #MLSCup
  7. Penalty kicks.
  8. Looks like my neighbor has stepped up his efforts for a Darwin Awards bid: leaf-blowing in the rain!
  9. Anxiety aside, I *do* love hearing my future mother-in-law refer to someone as an "idiot pipsqueak" in her cute South African accent.
  10. My circus inductees @tiffehr, @jimray, @phillygirl, @peters46, @jasonkidd are flying through the air with the greatest of ease. So proud!
  11. Condensing proposed New Markets Tax Credits financing structure into ... oh, did I lose you already? Yeah. Welcome to my Friday afternoon.
  12. I feel a sudden surge of anxiety. Either I had too much coffee today, or my future in-laws have just pulled into town.
  13. @jasonkidd They need canned veg, beans, rice, soup, PB, grains. I'll do a drop on Sat if you want to bring stuff to trapeze on Fri. Thx!
  14. "The thing is, if someone needed food, they could've come in and asked for it, and we would've given it away for free."
  15. Someone obviously destined for HELL broke into a local food bank, just in time for Thanksgiving. Please help! http://bit.ly/uOVD5
  16. Thanks for the drinks, @hotdogsladies, and happy birthday, @magnetbox. (YES IT IS NOW YOUR BIRTHDAY SO THERE HA.)
  17. OH from @ReedofEvil: "I think all the guys here are gay."
  18. The young man bagging my groceries is handling the box of tampons so delicately, I almost feel bad telling him it's not a bomb.
  19. Good morning, Seattle! Today's topic: Green Lights and Your Brakes, WTF? Discuss!
  20. 40 min. train delay and no station announcement in the cell phone signal-blocked tunnel explaining *why*? @SoundTransit FAIL