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  1. Behold the power of the Internet: @jimray tweets picture of cocktail supplies, I see said photo, and POOF! Cocktails now in my home. Magic. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. BIG workplace mashed potato debate. The lone ricer advocate is pouting. It's adorable. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @phillygirl Salad? Amateur. about 13 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to phillygirl
  4. @jimray No joke, I just watched a Jetta rear-end a Subaru. Dude was on his iPhone. Just sayin'. 5:09 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to jimray
  5. Meter maid was waiting at my car. I was five minutes early. Poor thing looked like I just took away her teddy bear. 2:20 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. Real Salt Lake takes it after a Galaxy miss. Ouch. #MLSCup 9:16 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  7. Penalty kicks. 9:03 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  8. Looks like my neighbor has stepped up his efforts for a Darwin Awards bid: leaf-blowing in the rain! 1:26 PM Nov 22nd from web
  9. Anxiety aside, I *do* love hearing my future mother-in-law refer to someone as an "idiot pipsqueak" in her cute South African accent. 11:54 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. My circus inductees @tiffehr, @jimray, @phillygirl, @peters46, @jasonkidd are flying through the air with the greatest of ease. So proud! 8:09 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  11. Condensing proposed New Markets Tax Credits financing structure into ... oh, did I lose you already? Yeah. Welcome to my Friday afternoon. 4:32 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  12. I feel a sudden surge of anxiety. Either I had too much coffee today, or my future in-laws have just pulled into town. 2:38 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  13. @jasonkidd They need canned veg, beans, rice, soup, PB, grains. I'll do a drop on Sat if you want to bring stuff to trapeze on Fri. Thx! 2:01 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to jasonkidd
  14. "The thing is, if someone needed food, they could've come in and asked for it, and we would've given it away for free." 12:15 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  15. Someone obviously destined for HELL broke into a local food bank, just in time for Thanksgiving. Please help! http://bit.ly/uOVD5 12:08 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  16. Thanks for the drinks, @hotdogsladies, and happy birthday, @magnetbox. (YES IT IS NOW YOUR BIRTHDAY SO THERE HA.) 12:18 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  17. OH from @ReedofEvil: "I think all the guys here are gay." 9:05 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  18. The young man bagging my groceries is handling the box of tampons so delicately, I almost feel bad telling him it's not a bomb. 6:24 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  19. Good morning, Seattle! Today's topic: Green Lights and Your Brakes, WTF? Discuss! 9:20 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  20. 40 min. train delay and no station announcement in the cell phone signal-blocked tunnel explaining *why*? @SoundTransit FAIL 8:40 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie