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  1. @brianbolter 1,500 stars. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to brianbolter
  2. I planned to buy this $500 bag then I remembered the children in Darfur and wondered what kind of bags they made. about 13 hours ago from Birdhouse
  3. It's all fun and games until a Muslim heads the party planning committee for Christmas. 6:29 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  4. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. This rainy Monday makes me want to starve myself. 4:43 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  5. Doing laundry on Saturday night because that's how I roll socks. 5:55 AM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  6. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still cry Muslim? 5:05 PM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  7. Cab driver insisted he knew the way better than I did. "If God hadn't intended for us to take this route, how come He made it a road?" 5:20 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  8. Hu to Obama: Yes We Can Say No. 6:36 PM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  9. @lionelster The tweet or the deed? 6:17 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to lionelster
  10. I've been so absent-minded lately. Just this morning I forgot to wake up and go to work. 5:59 PM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  11. "If I could control the space-time continuum, I'd be with you." sounds really sweet until you realise he's too cheap to buy an air ticket. 5:34 PM Nov 15th from Birdhouse
  12. I get a virus on my computer the same day Obama is in town. Coincidence? I thinkSECURITY THREAT FOUND 6:07 PM Nov 14th from Birdhouse
  13. I seem to have gained weight despite watching what I eat. Anyway, let me review this tape from Burger King again. 4:36 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  14. Obama's coming to Singapore! This makes me weak in the knees. Well, just the one I've been on, preparing for my proposal. 5:08 PM Nov 11th from Birdhouse
  15. It's hard to complain about your boss micromanaging you when he's a midget. 6:03 PM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  16. If I owned a network, I'd give @badbanana a TV show and call it Stuff My Daddy Says. If you know what I mean. 10:15 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. The train station announcement said to call the police if we spot any suspiscious person or article so I reported myself. 5:10 PM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  18. @joeschmitt Woohoo! This is better than being on The Price Is Right! 4:25 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie in reply to joeschmitt
  19. It's as if Americans have forgotten that today is 9/11. 6:52 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  20. "I had a flashforward that I'd be late to work on Monday morning and it came true!" "..." "Yup, that's how you reacted in my vision, Boss." 5:08 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse