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  1. all exits look the same9:31 AM Nov 5th from web
  2. Leggings are not pants6:24 AM Nov 3rd from Twitterrific
  3. Dear ladies that went to work in tight, short sweater dresses and thigh highs, there's a fine line and you've probably crossed it. xoxo.4:14 PM Nov 2nd from Twitterrific
  4. Go runners, go!!!!6:27 AM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
  5. "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon." (@shitmydadsays)5:07 PM Oct 28th from Twitterrific
  6. @danasloft "When are they too young for…….? Pt. 1"7:20 AM Oct 28th from web in reply to danasloft
  7. someone please bring me warm chocolate chip cookies...pretty please...7:13 AM Oct 28th from web
  8. i think i'm being haunted by poland spring direct ads...11:15 AM Oct 26th from web
  9. A sunny fall city day + homemade soup + @sswartz + the Guggenheim = happy lisa. What's missing?!11:00 AM Oct 25th from Twitterrific
  10. I hope I'm as wacky, funny, loving and kind as my mom is when I'm as old as she is.5:37 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  11. It's Friday, bitches!!!1:38 AM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  12. Brace yourselves girls.....http://bit.ly/jhsjt (via @mrbradgoreski)4:09 PM Oct 21st from Twitterrific
  13. Chocolate cake at work was no substitute for a chat @cbutler. (not even close :))3:34 PM Oct 20th from Twitterrific
  14. I didn't know I needed a magic mouse, but trust me I do.9:44 AM Oct 20th from Twitterrific
  15. "Snap" in Photoshop should be renamed to "Snap to whatever arbitrary fucking thing I feel like snapping to. Asshole." (via @jasonsantamaria)8:46 AM Oct 19th from Twitterrific
  16. How do you guys do it? All this football and baseball leaves me stressed and drunk.9:20 PM Oct 17th from Twitterrific
  17. @danasloft I'm ready to win some products! I've been dreaming about your leave-in since you did my hair last month!! (Soccer mom no more!)10:47 AM Oct 17th from Twitterrific in reply to danasloft
  18. Not asleep yet. But can see tomorrow's hang over and it's not pretty. Happy birthday RSNII:)4:55 PM Oct 4th from Twitterrific
  19. I wonder what's it's like to go away for the weekend and actually remember to pack my toothbrush or underwear.9:33 AM Oct 3rd from Twitterrific
  20. the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time12:23 PM Sep 30th from web