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Dear green beans: I apologize for last night. You waited patiently to be cooked and eaten only to be found - cold - by me this morning. :'( 9:30 AM Nov 27th from web
Everyone love being with your Turkey and enjoy eating your family. ;/ 8:41 PM Nov 25th from web
OHhhh long day....give it a rest why don'cha. 7:07 PM Nov 23rd from web
@Tom_Garrity I laughed at all your jokes my love you didn't need to coax- 11:39 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to Tom_Garrity
Wake up Maggie I think Ive got something to say to you. Its late September and I really should be back at school.-been playing in my head 11:01 AM Nov 21st from web
Greg has a scratchy raspy voice it sounds like a white version of Barry White. 8:14 PM Nov 20th from web
Michael-"Whose that group for Scranton that made it big...is it U2"? Jim-"Yes". 8:45 PM Nov 18th from web
@SuperSloMo I think its "ok" I've done better. Its just he doesn't look as good bald as you do my friend. 8:37 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to SuperSloMo
Ive got Smiths songs in my head and there all starting to mesh together. Girlfriend in a double decker bus hanged the DJ. 8:19 AM Nov 17th from web
About to give my man his monthly hair cut...I worry cause i know if i screw up he will shave it all....no pressure Lis. 6:37 PM Nov 16th from web
The Greg and the Min's are sick!! Just a allergy cold. pj's and tea is whats on the menu. 8:50 AM Nov 16th from web
Had to say goodbye to my mum :( ....oh wait i will see her again in 2 weeks for some turkey!!! YAY HOLIDAYS!! 4:11 PM Nov 15th from web
busy busy day. 7:50 AM Nov 14th from web
My phone is acting a fool. 11:25 AM Nov 13th from txt
Watching Kill Bill while folding laundry and making cupcakes.. :) 12:42 PM Nov 11th from web
Keeping Mina home cause there is no way out of the west side. 8:14 AM Nov 10th from txt
I REALLY want to see that Precious movie but Im afraid it will take me out of commission for a good week or two. I cry at movies ALLOT. 9:09 AM Nov 9th from web
Hmmm do you think Dad would mind if I served a Tofurkey? 8:55 PM Nov 8th from web
@shannonqualls are you watching jackass again? 4:58 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to shannonqualls
@AndreaFeliz Hitler had some crazy fascist style. 4:57 PM Nov 8th from web in reply to AndreaFeliz