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6 yr old just asked where the ice cream is. I said," My guess would be the freezer." He smiled and said, "Well that's a good idea." about 8 hours ago from web
@AncientSoul Looks really beautiful but I'm just not sure about the design....maybe I just fear change. Will it get all tangled in pocket? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to AncientSoul
Mystery solved. Dad fed flailing fish to the turtle. about 18 hours ago from web
Where's Sherlock Holmes when we need him? New goldfish is missing. We don't have a cat. Body nowhere to be seen. about 19 hours ago from web
Love, love, loved the girls' dance recitals. What a great weekend! 8:32 PM Dec 12th from web
@BarbInNebraska What is it supposed to be? 7:17 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to BarbInNebraska
@AmysFinerThings Oh no! Thanks for the warning...my kids were excited to see it. 8:49 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to AmysFinerThings
RT @thecathtruth: "Close your ears to the whisperings of hell and bravely oppose its onslaughts." ~St Clare of Assisi 11:05 AM Dec 10th from web
@andychrism Women--and babies-- deserve better. Makes me crazy how they sell this as an empowering choice, but leave a trail of victims. 8:18 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to andychrism
@andychrism The worst part of the sickness was the chest tightness and inability to breathe. Felt like a week long asthma attack. 8:16 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to andychrism
@jeffracca Juliana thought she'd go into labor! It was some game. I watched a bit. 8:14 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to jeffracca
@Footwearetc Thank you, thank you!!! I'm so stoked! 8:13 AM Dec 10th from web in reply to Footwearetc
Most exciting thing ever! I just won free shoes from @Footwearetc. Whoo hoo! 8:13 AM Dec 10th from web
@andychrism Yes. Jim had muscle pain with his case. 4:47 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to andychrism
A star is born. Lily just had dress rehearsal for Christmas ballet. Cutest, most smiley little ballerina ever! 4:43 PM Dec 9th from web
@andychrism I read that too and gave it to a post abortive woman. Very powerful book. 4:42 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to andychrism
Uh oh....lost my laundry room floor again. 11:23 AM Dec 9th from web
Crisis averted. 6 gallons of milk later, kids happily chomping cereal. 10:23 AM Dec 9th from web
Epic fail Burnham style. We're out of milk. Might as well give up and go to the store. No toast for my kids. 8:44 AM Dec 9th from web
@patrickmadrid It hurts my heart a little about the Oreos. They really are a tasty treat. 11:27 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to patrickmadrid