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  1. Never made it to the car. Dropped on ground. Have been here a month
  2. Taken from my case, placed in a carrier. I think I'm on my way to the car
  3. My scratch itches. I think it is infected
  4. Still ignored. She's once, twice, three times a bitch
  5. I need dusting
  6. Please call to say you love me
  7. If I had hands, I would kill myself
  8. The dog chewed on me. My case is badly damaged.
  9. Ignored for days. They don't love me. Maybe I should be easy.
  10. Wait! She touched me! Oh... she was reaching for Kenny Rogers. Fuck.
  11. Crap. I think I dozed off for two days. Of course, being unwanted means never having to be awake.
  12. All should follow @thirstforfire and @litareview
  13. They cleaned me off, but then forgot to put me back on my shelf.
  14. Got kicked under the couch. Still covered in cat pee
  15. The cat pulled me off the shelf and peed on me. I feel wanted.
  16. Heard LR on TV, for a second I got disoriented and thought I was in the CD player
  17. @celebritology I am cooler than MJ's corpse
  18. Rt @Asurdin Richie didn't get a standing O, but hefty, quick applause. This audience isn't moving to music so far. At all.
  19. @xtx33 8675309
  20. No one calls to say they love me